But what if your mom is your girlfriend?
@pirey, that's a time saver when you only have to talk to one person.
@pirey, well then all you have to do is...
R O L L T I D E
@pirey, get out of here Oedipus
@pirey, what if my mom is my dad and my girlfriend? *x-files music plays*
@VibratingButtChomper, sounds like you're the child of a millennial redneck
“Hey mom, I’m having sex with a mentally handicapped person”
“Oh okay cool.”
@Soon, i know, right?
@Soon, my mom would just say "it's always nice when 2 window lickers fall in love"
And lose both.
Someone pleassse try this and tape it
@Asian Drivr Look Out, let's see.
.yep...step one: get a gf.
But won’t your girlfriend catch on when you speak to your mum normally?? Unless your girlfriend is actually retarded I suppose.