A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy? yells the customer. "With your hand on my steak?"
"Sorry," answers the waiter, "I don’t want it to fall on the floor again."
As a kid who can’t read, I can confirm this is true
@Trent Reznor, but to know what it said, you'd have to read it, you filthy, filthy liar
@XxDEMONBANExX, burn the witch!
As a mother of an 11 month old, I need this 😴
Hi my name's nap. Glad to oblige