Is this who my 50 cents a day goes to?
@Good Guy Satan, yes they fatten him up to sacrifice so that the whole village may feed on him.
@BigJohnson86, But why didn't they just eat the food they were giving to him? That just seems wasteful
@Good Guy Satan, for the same reason we feed pigs, the end product is tastier.
@Good Guy Satan, they’re doing it in your name I thought you liked this kinda thing.
@Runnin with scissors, It used to be fun but then it got awkward when the people sacrificed actually met the guy they were sacrificed for
@Good Guy Satan, I could see that kinda like romancing someone online and then meeting in person and not really knowing what to say.
I have a feeling that if I make a joke about this, somebody will say something that will make me feel incredibly guilty. Like, he has a terminal condition where his body won't stop depositing fat.
@Empshok, how dare you! That s a she.
@Empshok, Not 100% sure, but I think you're right. I read an article not too long ago that was about a 9 month old who weighs as much as an 8 year old. This kid kinda looks like him.
"98%" More like 150%