I feel like it's easier to hide the food inside your stomach
@Abusive Breasts, its way easier if you use your anus
@Stacys daughter , Is she not? I thought the plan was to eat all of the candy still in the wrappers (hence the large belly), poop them into the bowl in the theatre, then unwrap the candy and eat it...
@PBnJ, I thought plan was to shove it up her anus, all the way to the stomach to avoid choking on the wrappers. Then poop it all out.
@Stacys daughter , Hmm. I like it. Good job looking out for her health!
@Stacys daughter , I don't really stretch like that but you can give it a shot if you want
@Abusive Breasts, Try pockets in shorts/pants.
@Stacys daughter , m-Morty I need you to stuff this seed waaaayyyy up thier.... do it for your grandpa morty
@Stacys daughter , who’s down for some coke and a movie?
Or you could just walk in with it. What are they going to do
@vesrox, I work at a movie theater, I’ll tell you to eat it or throw it away
@Bow To Your Senpai, and then I walk in with it anyway
Nope, then Crazy Steve comes chasing you down with a broomstick
@Bow To Your Senpai, with HIS broomsrick ;)
@vesrox, nothing. I always take my own snacks in. i never buy them inside the cinema cause they charge like double the price for them
It works if you're a man as well, but you have to put the bulge in your pants
Oh yay this will work so well for me, a 21 year old boy.
@Mr Sarcastic, that's because you're not a man yet
@Mr Sarcastic, get yourself a girl to be your mule or get some cargo pants/shorts.
@Mr Sarcastic, Do it anyways what're they gonna do
The fastest way to put your movie theater out of business. Concessions is where the theater makes money. Ticket sales do not profit the theater, but rather the film itself
It’s Styrofoam so it would keep things insulated as well
Snacks??? Heck, you could fit a 4 course dinner in there.
But I'm a guy so