Me as a kid: Christmas takes forever to get here.
Me as an adult: Christmas is here already?
@Technosexual , shjt. Well, anyone want some pretzels and beer instead?
If I got a wish it would be Santa. No money needed
Okay, rant time. I absolutely HATE it when people use only two periods instead of three. It looks absolutely stupid and makes you look completely illiterate. If you’re going to trail off in a sentence, then use three periods like a person who has at least two brain cells to rub together.
Okay, rant done. Have a nice day.
Error! Error! Missing pucture!
My grown up Christmas list: Alcohol, HEB gift card, and more sleep
I only buy for select people. Everyone else gets cards. Or a boot to the head.