All these comments are teeeoble
Justokw w wehrhinf aboirbsocist and rniabwnrire sucking fshir show of a human race
@Abusive Breasts, starting to really abuse our ability to read drunken jibberish, comrade Breasts
@John McClane, look man jm tryung vhf fück mr for trunf
@Abusive Breasts, Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
@Doctor Krieger, I’ll grab the hard liquor, we need to figure out what @abusive breasts is saying
@Captain Nibbler , no good. My grammar and spelling aren't impaired even when I'm too drunk to walk.
@Abusive Breasts, #bestdrunkcomments
Maybe his thesaurus just needs healing
I bet it's also terrible.