Why would her jaw stop working from watching porn?
@juanaldtrumpp, Wanna find out?
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@juanaldtrumpp, she's IN the porn
@Simetricwl , o
@Smo Queed, h*ck yeah I do
I think I like this chick
“What are your plans for the future?” “I’m gonna make as many holidays as I can where you’re obligated to cook me a free meal and send me away with leftovers.”
@farkleberry dumbbell, "Kill myself."
@Smo Queed, well that escalated quickly.
Or, ya know, you could actually bring some worth while answers to these questions by maybe earning a degree in something more respectable than liberal farts, securing a good job that lets you do challenging but fulfilling work for decent pay, and/or serving your country. I know one or two of those things is probably unobtainable for each of us for legitimate reasons, but if you can’t make one of those happen or find a worthy alternative, the problem lies with you, not your “annoying family member.”
I know that’s an unpopular opinion, but this is the reason why people hate us millennials: most of us would rather make witty, sardonic comments than actually put in the effort so that you can slam them with the highlights of a meaningful lifestyle.
@RepostSniper, yea but that's not funny
@El Batman, fair enough. But neither is sucking at life.
@RepostSniper, orrrrr maybe don’t ask stupid questions
@carguy25, I think it’s pretty reasonable when my family, who I haven’t seen in a few weeks or months due to school or the military, ask me questions like this. Maybe I just don’t have the ingrained tendency to think of my family members and their conversations as stupid.
@RepostSniper, or maybe you know real people with mental/physical problems the family won’t bother to understand just get tired of the same questions asked the same way on the same days every year. Maybe real people want to be seen as more than just the traits others people THINK make an interesting/successful/important human being.
@Shazamanite, what you call “real people” I call “snow flakes.” Just a difference of opinion, and mine isn’t any greater than yours, but I’m firm where I stand.
@RepostSniper, that’s fair enough. We all got our own opinions and situations, so though I don’t agree with your opinion, I’m damned glad we live in a time and place where your right to express it is respected.
@RepostSniper, there’s also MUCH better ways to ask those questions without them getting old and patronizing as they so often do.
Omg this is so funny and relatable..
What’s her name... for science?
@carguy25, Grace Helbig
The last one can be the answer for all of them
Ugh I hate it when my family shows interest in my future. Any question ever directed at me is an obvious ploy to degrade and humiliate me.
Can’t relate because only my immediate family is in the same country.
Name..? You know, for fapping purposes.
@WolfmansNardz, really? There is much better material it there.
She’s a wealthy celebrity. I don’t think she’s getting these questions.