When my brother decided to commit suicide we riddled him with bullets instead of cutting the rope down.
@Midnite St0rm, did he solve the riddle?
How can a bullet tell me a riddle?
When my propane tank caught on fire, I shot a couple rounds at it to teach it a lesson for not working properly
@Termy, how’d you type this without arms?
@The Gay Gatsby, I just used my fingers
Fun fact: keeping a gun in your house hasn't been shown statistically to keep you any safer and actually triples your risk of suicide.
The more you know.
@Depressed Panda, But it helps immensely with my penis issues.
@Depressed Panda, I don't know the accuracy of this but if it's true I assume it is because people aren't prepared to use it when it matters most. You can have an armory with over a hundred firearms in your home, but none of that matters if an intruder breaks in and kills you before you even realize what is happening. Same goes for walking in public while armed, makes 0 difference if the bad guy kills you before you even know what's going on, nevermind having time to draw.
Had to put him down, he was to defective
I love those signs cause it screams "we have expensive guns, come rob us while we arent home"
Can't do it any other way.
When my house was on fire I had a line of fire
I have this exact thing hanging in my house
Remember when Kim Kar-howeveryouspellit was robbed in Paris? She dialled 911 - which was really dumb as France (like every other country in the continental EU) uses 112 for the emergency services.
Shoot that sumbjtch right out of his throat.
You know it is pretty funny, often times that same family that "don't call no 911 'cus we can handle ourselves 'round here witout no cops," tends to call 911 all the damn time for an ambulance over absolute bullshjt
OK w/ me. If you choke, I can’t save you anyway. You’ll be dead before I can arrive...
@EatMyAss, how often are they really choking though amirite