I would eat a mile of $hit to suck the dick of the last guy who fvcked her. Or buy her flowers
@BigJohnson86, That was the most intense comment I've ever read on here...
@BigJohnson86, I’d stand on my head and gargle peanut butter just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
@RonMexico, I would drag my balls through broken glass and salt just to hear her read the alphabet. Also great obscure name reference
@BigJohnson86, I'd actually pay attention to her feelings and take an interest in her thoughts, aspirations, and hobbies just to slither my disappointing noodle into that magical cavern
@DividedAlliance, don’t be weird dude. Do something romantic like eating her period blood.
@BigJohnson86, that didn’t escalate. It took a rocket ship to f’n Mars
@BigJohnson86, I've actually gotten my red wings. Trust me when I say that paying attention to her feelings would be much less preferable.
If I wanted to wine and dine the woman I'd cum in her ass, slurp it into my mouth, spit it into hers, let her spit it BACK into my mouth, and then slurp it down and swallow it. I'm a gentleman like that.
@DividedAlliance, soooo what does getting your red wings taste like?
@carguy25, over the next few days find around 7 or 8 pennies on the ground (preferably outside, but inside a gross house has the same effect) and suck on them for the taste.
Honestly, being down there wasn't the bad part, because of the adrenaline and the fact that you're about to bone. But since I have a moustache that stained it pretty bad with a fowl taste. Took a while in the shower to return to normal and QUITE a few teeth brushings.
@DividedAlliance, sounds like every man that ever and will existed just trying to get laid
@megamanx181x, not my proudest moment, but I figured what the hell, gotta try everything once, right?
@DividedAlliance, You gotta do what you gotta do
@BigJohnson86, JEEZUS FÜCKING CHRIST I literally busted out laughing in the middle of the night because of your comment hot damn I almost cried.
@BigJohnson86, This was one of the funniest comment chains I've read in a while. Kudos all involved!
That’s Jonah Hill...
I would.... probably awkwardly say hi and ask for a picture with her
Jesus, relax boys