Plot twist: his name is Richard.
@Quite Hung, and he's a size XL
Jesus Christ grandpa what ever happened to just leaving a sock or a tie on the door?
Don’t worry, if he’s over 50, he probably lost his Dick Power.
@SurgeonSean, Even if it did he probably has an orchard growing down there so all you might see is the bushes.
I’m uncomfortable with this use of emojis
@itskate, would you prefer an eggplant?
Technically he taped it so....
I want to call his bluff
What ever happened to knocking on the door and waiting for someone to say it’s OK to enter. What kind of families just walking in on closed doors. When somebody wants privacy that’s why they close the door.