Pay on $10 more, and get the Super Speeder. 150mph of pure spin speed that will make your butthole shine and sparkle
@buzz killinton, also, on sale, the discount version! Self loads with sandpaper! It’s a little uncomfortable, but it gets the job done! Only $5.99!
@buzz killinton, more power! +insert Tim Taylor grunt.
@buzz killinton, I wasn’t aware that bleeding anuses were sparkly.
That seems unsanitary
@I Am Captain Obvious, and painful
@I Am Captain Obvious, you close the lid and it spins so fast that all the poop and bacteria come flying off
Trust me I am a scienter
@I Am Captain Obvious, considering 5 minutes after you wrote this you probably wiped your asshole clean with thin pieces of paper I think it’s probably ok.
Another pro is it flings shjt everywhere
@Burt Reynolds, hey, just like my autistic brother
Say goodbye to your anus
Yeah but... what about..??.? Ehhh never mind it’s not for me
Say hello to every butthole disease ever
Does it come with thick metal Bristles?
Chuck Norris uses an angle grinder. He has to replace it twice a week.
that looks quite painful
Ok, so if it rolls forward... That'll send poop up there cooter, or straight into the sac (depending on your hardware). If it rolls backward that'll make a mess of the back of the toilet... you must choose, but choose wisely.
Turn around and you got a great ball massager
Is there DLC?
Aww man... F*ck the thought of this... Ouch.