The muffin man?
@Primarch Davus , the muffin man
@Marv The Martian, do you know the muffin man?
@EmpireFanClub, the one on drury lane?
@Primarch Davus , yes, I know the muffin man.
@Zakkr169, The muffin man?
@Primarch Davus , the muffin man!
@EmpireFanClub, she's married to the muffin man.
@Primarch Davus , i read this in lord farquad's and gingie's voices
@Primarch Davus , that was beautiful
@Thundercast2, this thread got my nipples hard
I was in random and I saw a comment about how seatbelts kill as many people as they save. That just got me really peeved so I wanted to share a story. 10 months ago I was in a car accident. I was going 70 miles an hour and crashed into a tree. (I wasn't intoxicated, just really sleepy.) The accident caused the engine to fall out of my car. I hit the tree with the front driver side of my car. Right in front of where I was sitting. I should have been killed but because of my seatbelt and the airbags in my car I was able to get out of it with just a few scrapes and a broken arm. All I'm saying here is be safe. Be aware and don't ever think you can drive when you're not feeling fully alert. I'm sorry that this is so serious but I feel like everyone should here this from someone. A seatbelt saved my life. Never forget that it could save yours too.
*starts sweating profusely* no...
@megamanx181x, you bitch!!!!!!!
@WelI Obviously, *gets strangled by seatbelt*
Who lives on Drury lane?
I use this all the time at work. I’ll get a serious look on my fave when going up to a coworker or customer and say “so I don’t know how to ask this but I need a serious answer. Do you...know the muffin man?” Sometimes I get good responses other times I get called up to hr
Well, that escalated quickly.
I know the muffin top man.
That is way too long.
Just sent this to my GF and now I’m single
I mean... I'm about 70% sure asking "do you know the muffin man" is not asking for an opinion.
Aka my drugas diller