"No longer shall only 50% of the population on this bed hold 100% of the covers!" - Things Bernie sanders definitely says to his wife
Pig in a blanket haha
@swampbutt, smoke and a pancake?
@JacketOff, bong and a blitz?
@Lonely Monkey Fart, flapjack and a cigarette?
@JacketOff, cigar and a waffle?
@Lonely Monkey Fart, pipe and a crepe?
@Lonely Monkey Fart, no? Well I guess there’s no pleasing you.
@JacketOff, blunt and a pastry?
Than take some back or buy your own backup blanket seriously is this kinda thing too hard to figure out or is it taboo for nonsense reasons
Real simple. One sheet for both of you, individual blankets for each of you
Is it weird my feet get sweaty when I'm cold?
So I'm a walker with Wag. Tomorrow I'm scheduled to walk a pig. Ahhh yissss!
What's a "bae"?
Stop oppressing us southern hemispherians with your notions of “winter” colonial northerners
Haha yea I totally get it haha I don't sleep alone or anything haha