*pees in actual cappucino machine*
@A pet named Steve,
*drinks from it*
Mmm, reminds me of my grandmother's coffee
@A pet named Steve, I don't even want to think about the physics of trying to do that
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, at least boiling it will sterilize it, but then you've got a cloud of pee
You mean crappucino. Okay it’s a urinal and not really for crapping, but one time in college this guy on my floor...
That better not be going back on the fvcking cappuccino machine...
@Blasphemy is Fun, No, it goes to the light beer taps