President of the USA ?
@Don Quixote Corazon, dammit, you got it on the first guess!
@Don Quixote Corazon, don’t you mean president of EA?
@Captain Nibbler , He knows what he's doing. He's just an ąss who is sexually attracted to money.
I hang out with people triple my age and help them do daily tasks until one of them tries to die, then I get to run around while my boss tells me how to save a life.
I put the wet stuff on the red stuff
@FourThirtyFour, fire fighter??
I constantly throw things at alligators unless I'm in a helicopter finding more alligators.
I'm a Senior Systems Engineer for Keysight Technologies (Formerly Agilent). I sell the stuff to test the stuff that makes the internetz and the public cloud work. Thats the easiest way to describe what I do.
@Diabolik, you were supposed to make us guess...
I nail wood
I shout at people while they sweat
I draw squiggly lines all over public policy all day.
I deal drugs...
Many of my drugs are new and very expensive and I try them out on other people and the government and my dealers pay for the entire operation
@SuperBat Goku, Pharmacist?
@TriangleTesticles, yeah... In clinical trials
@SuperBat Goku, That’s cool, I’m going to college to study pharmacy next year
I tell people how to alternate the electrical energy of their work utilities in order to return them to meaningful operations
I help people find things so they are able to go out in public without being arrested, but also make sure they like these things they buy.
I bring unhealthy food late at night to people who are either drunk or really high. Sometimes both.
@ChineseTakeout, Your name gave it away.
I put hot rocks on the ground and smash them
I give people a sense of pride and accomplishment with my product.
@Strider1321, drug mule?
I type magic words into the computer, and local governments use the outcome to make their lives easier
Barny Stinson "PLEASE".
I answer questions my job didnt teach me while i get yelled at by people above me that couldnt do my job if they tried.
I go places and make children look like animals, plants and cartoon characters... Also I sometimes dress up as iconic holiday figures and hug them and give them candy....
My job doesn't sound like a very legal one when I can't state it outright XD
I take offense to that
I will listen to people moan and whine about giving me their money, then tell them why by Federal law they have to.
I take useless materials and turn them into items that go into machinery and medical products, and even items that go inside the human body, and I don't make enough money for you to be ok with this information
@k1ngs4ndm4n, you make vaccines?
I kid, only cause I know vaccines don’t generate revenue for companies.
@Cloverleaf, good guess but no I work in plastic injection molding and in most cases if I mess up, someone's Cadillac interior won't be perfect, and then in other instances, a mess up could cause important electrical connections in cars fail, or in a pace maker... so you know thank God that any parts made go through at least 10 more levels before it get to end result
I have to lie to everyone I first meet about what I do.
@Smellslikebacon, stripper? But no that could be a very vast amount of jobs
@Jipz, I thought my name was a give away
@Smellslikebacon, police osifer?
@DrawinAblank, you’re not drawin a blank today mate