Never hit your cat if he brings you dead rodents. They are trying to bring you gifts. Except, train him to come back with purses and wallets instead.
@Diabolik, soon he’ll learn to get actual humans
@Any The Useless, like... Bring me a date? Sweet!
At first I thought he took the dead bird and cooked a meal out of it. I should go to sleep...
@A pet named Steve, nighty night Steve :3
@A pet named Steve, yes, yes you should. I did think the same thing at first though
@A pet named Steve, Traded the dead bird for a dead chicken then proceeded to cook said dead chicken.
@A pet named Steve, as Lord Palpatine once famously said... "Do it..."
Kitty doesn’t understand eating raw bird causes salmon
@Your Darkest Secret, yo if I could eat a raw bird and then a salmon appears I would do that all the time. Me, my cat, and my dog would be so happy
@Your Darkest Secret, Salmon causes saw bird
@satan of the north, give a man a salmon feed him for a day. Eat raw bird, eat salmon all the time
*cat attacks person* no bad person *accused of being an @sshole*