Anyone else swiping down from the top of the screen to find out what the hell all the notifications are, never mind that the network and time is wrong! No? Just me? Oh.
@Prof Darkart, Not saying it was wrong to take the screen cap then, but it would have made me less unhappy to see it sans notifications
@Prof Darkart, this person's notification bar is giving my OCD anxiety.
@Prof Darkart, as someone with an iPhone... yes.. yes I did
@Prof Darkart, no, I have iPhone. Notifications don’t bother me.
Good Lord, clear your notifications bar or I am going to get diagnosed with anxiety disorders
@Hanjurew, oh wait, I already am
@Hanjurew, that's bugging me too
I’m missing the funny
I love this. I love this community. I love you op. I love you guys so much.
@PyroCMXXVI, drunk or high? Love you too btw
@Murderin Mike, drunk
@PyroCMXXVI, hope that hangover isn't bad
@Murderin Mike, don't have one. I don't get hangovers. Thanks though.
@PyroCMXXVI, You're welcome.
Ok, so nobody else is gonna answer the goddamn question? Come on:
It wasn’t “during sex” per se, but a while back, my wife and I were getting into it, obviously with the intention of having sex. However, I got a little carried away going down on her, and just finished her off that way, so she then reciprocated, no big deal.
Then, afterward, she calmly, but seriously, asked me “If I ask you something, do you promise to tell me the truth?”
“Yeah, sure”, I say.
“Have you been talking to other women? Like, are you seeing someone else?”
Completely out of left field, she basically accused me of cheating for being too good at oral. I was kinda flattered, kinda insulted, and completely baffled.
“Keep going” when I’m about to walnut
She said talk dirty not insult her, oh these days maybe it’s both
the girl shouldve played along and acted like a retard until they finished
@Juggy, You mean for the next two seconds until he goes immediately limp?