Make banana bread. Forbid him from eating it.
@Little Blue Cat, I’m calling CPS. You can’t deny kids banana bread.
Yeah your son is probably a serial killer in the making.
Get him committed, he’s going to become something evil
He is just showing you how he is going to kill you.
You made him. Own it.
...submits their post mid sentence?
Open his bottle of soda and leave it sitting out, like on top of a cabinet somewhere.
Make banana milk. Don't share it.
@Sheepnado, The fvck is banana milk
My little brother did this with a dozen donuts. Literally took a damn bite out of all of them.
@ArbyTheGreat, This reminds me of when I used to make lunch for my younger siblings. I'd take a huge bite out of everything before packing it away in their lunch boxes.
Or, positive spin, banana bread soon.