Getting a handjob from your girlfriend at dinner with her parents while eating on a glass table.
@Robin the Tactician, and maintaining eye contact.
Funny story, I did this.
Her parents were in the front driving, we were in the very back of the van. It was winter so everyone had jackets and blankets on them. We took advantage of that and did the deed.
@shocking60, been in a similar situation, but just got a BJ going up the interstate late at night coming back from a long trip.
@shocking60, I had a similar situation but not while driving, had my now ex ex in bed covered in blankets while her aunt sat on the edge of the bed watching soap operas, we got freaky but with little movement so we wouldn't catch her aunts attention
@shocking60, I wasn’t able to go all the way, but I did run circles with my fingers. She pumped me till I spurted. Awesome time.
@clintfromhere, At 15 years old, I fingered my gf in the same room as her mother. He mother was on a phone call sitting right behind the recliner and my gf and me were on the recliner. Good times. She tried to convince me she was a virgin. She was 14yo, but that vag was more beat up than anything I’ve ever seen.
Do you even lyft bro?
Taking a poop in a stall with no doors in the women’s bathroom ?
@megamanx181x, by getting them to join in. Duh.
@megamanx181x, Remember, Charlie Chaplin got in 3rd place in a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest. So if you dress your ohlongjohnson up to look like Charlie Chaplin then all her parents will see is the plot to Iron Sky going in and out of their daughter.