So some dude was just about to break into my house apparently and my dogs went berserk waking me up. Thankfully for everyone involved they scared him off but god damn me if I don’t give my pooches the best lubbins and belly rubbins of their lives tonight
^^also why dogs rule and cats are just kinda “eh” for me
@Sven and Otar, get a gun
@Fun Facts 101, I have several, hence I said, “thankfully for everyone involved” I’ll defend myself and would be more than willing to use the threat of a firearm to subdue him until the police arrived, but that doesn’t mean I want to or will actively seek violent confrontation. He got out of the vehicle, headed for the door, heard my boxer (because let’s face it, while Jack Russells are vicious, they’re little dudes, a boxer’s another story), and by the time I had my pistol loaded he decided discretion to be the better part of valor and left
@Sven and Otar, well that's good. Just watch out. I know people who have had dogs scare away intruders just for them to come back with poisoned meat. I couldn't imagine losing my dog to something like that. I would go full John Wick..
@Fun Facts 101, if he tries to hurt Kylie (the boxer and my baby girl), he won’t be getting back up, that’s for sure (not that I don’t love the other dogs, but I moreso am their long term baby sitter for my parents, whereas Kylie is my most precious furry friend). Thankfully I’m not leaving the rest of the day so I don’t have to worry about not being here.
@Sven and Otar, i have found you. 8
@Sven and Otar, that’s why I always keep my pistol and a flashlight clipped to the little handles that are sewn into the side of your bed; also living in BFE, I’m the police for probably 15-20 minutes until they actually arrive.
To-feter? Tog-heter.... tof-eter? How do i pronounce togheter?
Woah, rude on the fake sister thing. Y’all can think I’ve got a dingaling if you want, though. You do you.
The sisters are fake?
@Fluffy Cat, they are as real as you choose to believe
@Soulless at birth, or maybe it's a funnypics conspiracy...
@Fluffy Cat, Perhaps they're G.I.R.L.s?
@Fluffy Cat, traps
"The Birth of Traps" (circa 1770. Medium: Oil on canvas)
Only 20 GB? I mean if you're serious we have to go to a few thousand terabytes
Dem freedom tiddies doe...
Too specific. Must have happened.
Not my problem
Not... quite sure this works