Probably because you work at a pub and no man drinks alcohol through a straw unless it's in a McDonald's cup because they don't want people to know that they're drinking while teaching at their dead end elementary school job.
@Gamasennin, clearly you don’t bring a flask to the movie theatre to mix with your $48 drink.
I dinnae tink I have ta will ta deal with yur shíte taday
No as the representative of all men I'm says we don't need a d#mn day
I'm sorry I speak English
What's wrong with a straw?
@phalcon , yeah, I mean you get drunk faster and have to spend less on alcohol! Straws are great!