Or you can finally live out your teenage dream of sucking yourself off
@SpungBab, I was thinking more like smashing your own a$$hole.
@SpungBab, you can do that with a few daily stretches im pretty sure. Its not impossible. Also having a big penis helps
@SpungBab, *licking yourself out
@Braumz, I heard you had to have your floating ribs removed
@kyleywyote, meh, still worth it
@SpungBab, Why hello there
@Yourself, well frickin played
@SpungBab, teenage? I’m an adult and I still want to do that.
@Wakeley, that wouldn't work well, if you leaned forward to put your junk in portal 1 you push your ass away from portal 2
I saw the look on her face first and imagined something else entirely
@Krypteia, you are lucky I saw that movie last night and please don’t be that guy man
@Pirate Kitty, with yourself
I could finally cut my own hair!
You know... That... OR.... Masturbate.
I could think of one better way...
If you do that, then you can jack yourself off four times but, if you do, do you feel four times the pleasure?
I've always wanted to jerk myself off from behind my back
*eats own ass*
Or you can finally double fist yourself... Actually, as a dude, you could totally "go fvck yourself"