Whoa!!! This surprised me so much that I started choking on my Pepsi Clear and missed the entire stack of pogs with my slammer and knocked over my buddy’s can of pop. He told me to “talk to the hand” cause I got Surge all over his Zubaz pants. My girbauds are fine though which is totally tubular!
@Dyslexic eman resu, is his Tamagotchi alright?
@Dyslexic eman resu, what are zubaz pants? Everyone at my school was wearing jncos
@Dyslexic eman resu, he’s trying to speak to me, I know it!
@Eldsmidur, I was about to say the same thing
@Dyslexic eman resu, *slow clap*
@Dyslexic eman resu, *sniff* I'm finally home...
@Dyslexic eman resu, surge was the sh*t!! Wait, I said that wrong! I meant surge made me sh*t!!!!!
Oh boy this has inspired me to get a tattoo representing modern society. It’s cancer.
@Mr Sarcastic, dude, come on, too many people are into that horoscope thing.
@The Omega Username, spoken like a two faced fvcking Gemini
@Murderin Mike, How'd you know?
@The Omega Username, haha, it's a big mouth quote.
@Mr Sarcastic, are you going to get it on the top of your head (let that sink in for a bit) hint: they’ll have to shave your head.