wait 9 months then go to the store for a pack of cigarettes
@SlipSlipperyStair, I'm at the store
@SlipSlipperyStair, his name is Christopher not Jamal.
Says he bisexual. Maybe he should stick to dudes for a while
@super sand lesbian, also says he was born in 03. That a sixteen year old does not make
Or just don't say anything and don't talk to any of the girls ever again. See how that works out
@Fes, triple child support? Pass
@TheWhiteWolf, Can't pay child support if your go-to fake name is Mike Vallely *taps head*
@Fes, I mean I've never knocked a girl up so I can't say for certain, but I'm going to go with....probably not well
Flee overseas? Wait what race are you? Cause here in America it depends.
@farkleberry dumbbell, Also - how rich? Pretty sure that will impact on reactions too.
No one else seeing the 2003 to present thing going on here? Either this was a very old post and this guy has already found some solution. He is a liar about his age and probably other things.
@Scootz McDeezy, or he is just a idiot when it comes to dates. Since he is already an idiot when it comes to other things.
Stropping a very large machete... "Stand right here next to this stump and I'll fix it for you..."
Diversify to make sure you aren’t implicated. It’d be suspicious if all 3 slipped and fell down the stairs...
Burry the evidence...
Bring on the pain