You forgot about vodka
@OriginalUsername1, that was intentionally left out because it's a constant for any occasion
@OriginalUsername1, they said breakfast so I just assumed it was covered at that point.
No cannonballs? Potato.
"Fancy dinner? Baked potato."
couch potato? vodka...
Im a cook, and this statement is such an understatement. Potatoes can be used in literally anything. My restaraunt uses potatoes for fettuccine alfreado sauce, pancetta cream, fries...it can be used to make vodka, it can be mashed, smashed, and hashed. Dried and fried. Shaken, not stirred. I am a jack of all trades.
So which potato is most appropriate to stick my dick in?
@BigJohnson86, sweet potato pie
@Spud Muffin, I’d say it’s not deep enough but I don’t think anyone would believe me
@BigJohnson86, you are using the wrong size pan than...
Mashed potatoes are for holidays? More like Tuesdays or Saturdays or any day that ends in a ‘Y’
Irish....potato, something something. Eh it's Christmas Eve and im too tired to finish the joke. Merry Christmas.
Have we not established that potato is life?
Sandwich? Potato bread.
*cries in Latvian*
And a potato sent a lot to America
And they are self sustainable plants...they grow on anything with nothing giving to it.
Show me Potato Salad!!
Just more proof that the Irish are right!
Oh that's nice JACK jack JACK jack JACK jack ....
Also as low-resolution cameras.
I feel like his name might can Mack
That’s a lot of Jacking...
No dip, captain obvious
I also relax with my potatoes at home
Lonely at home
@Polaroid, couch potato
@K1LLKENNY, oh, riiiiiiigghht.