I hate that this actually relates to me right now. Ive been trying to stay single cause im going to london for 5 months. Its like as soon as i decided i would be single for a while, every guy ever started crawling out of the woodwork
@normally weird, hey girl you want sum fuk?
@normally weird, what kind of woodwork do you hang out at? If it's built on an Indian burial ground then it might explain why there's guys crawling out from it.
@BigJohnson86, hmm...if your johnson is as big as you claim...then maybe.
@normally weird, sadly it is not. It’s a failed marketing ploy from the y2k campaign.
@normally weird, how you doin? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I don't get it. When I flirt, I get the police called on me.
Haha relatable... *sobs*
@Auzzie cunt, of course, I always accidentally enter all the relationships I definitely have... *sobs with you*
That must be terrible. I'd hate to find myself in a relationship.
When you start catching those feelings
OH GOD NO! A COMMITMENT! IT'S THE END TIMES!!!