I don’t care how big her penis is. I’d still hit it
@BigJohnson86, you can’t hit women no matter the size of their penis
@Siska the Khajiit, Does the size of my penis play into the equation?
@BigJohnson86, yes, as long as your penis is big enough to break world records you can do anything
@Siska the Khajiit, well they don’t call me king thick dick of fvck you island for no reason.
@BigJohnson86, well then I retract my previous statement, hit her all you want
@BigJohnson86, *let her hit you
I feel like the titanic and 9/11 comparison is a little far fetched, considering the deathtoll, and how each one happened, and the outcome of the two events.
@Cow Chop, next your gonna say that the Muslims didn’t sink the titanic.
@Cow Chop, also there’s a romance movie about 9/11 already.
@Cow Chop, my first thought, those aren't the same at all
@Cow Chop, dey tuk ur ships
@Cow Chop, I didn’t make it past the big breasted tattoo girl so sorry I don’t know what you are talking about
Funny thing is, there is already a romance movie about 9/11, its called remember me. Its also terrible so dont watch it.
@Orlandude, I wish someone warned me before I did...
Who's the blonde... you know. For fapping
@WolfmansNardz, @lolobe4 on instagram
The Titanic one is exactly why I despise the movie. Many people died, but let's romanticize these two in particular. Sure, the cause and total deaths of both events are quite different, but you can still simplify it to "two ppl find love just before a horrible tragedy"
Um.. They kinda did a romance movie for 9/11, it's called remember me
Excuse whomever uploaded this, but most, if not all of these "showerthoughts" are stolen from the subreddit.
... I guess!
I want the woman in the first pic to spit on me just so she acknowledges im alive