When you spend a majority of your time around other people, sometimes it's just nice to have a little time to yourself.
@Smash Like Gaston, a fvcking men
@Smash Like Gaston, so you can smash your dick like Gaston right?
@Smash Like Gaston, I home school 2 teenage boys. Time to myself is an absolute fvcking necessity.
Have imaginary arguments with people you hate in your head that go exactly the way you want and all of your points hit hard and are perfectly timed
@Pool boy till I die, sadly I do the same
@Pool boy till I die, I imagin that I can talk my life and problems out with the people I want to talk to without the awkwardness that I think the conversastion would have, like my crush... god I am a loser
@Pool boy till I die, I do the same and time just flies when you're in the shower.
If I’m in the shower for an hour, I can pretty much guarantee I’m not thinking about cars. There is a chance, however, that I’m thinking of a Mercedes.
@I Are Lebo, We had a bridesmaid named Mercedes - lovely girl, sweet kid.
Then she turned 18. Now her Instagram account is a great reason to buy a waterproof phone.
Go through re-runs of my life wondering if I should really even bother anymore.
Yeah but you didn’t though.
If I'm in the shower for that long, I'm probably drunk.
My eyes are on you meemee.
Think of all the way your life could go wrong because of how utterly awful you are and start sobbing because of an imaginary death or fight...
But... but the last to e's are pronounced the same