It's a bit late for olympics jokes
@Ironwolf, what day was this posted? I'm reading it now on November 30th, 2012
Im diggin the random uploads
Technically we are all the fastest sperm out of the ball sack
More like Michael Phelps
I'm pretty sure this was posted a year ago.. Except using Micheal Phelps.
Remember, u were always the faster one
^you know it was intended -.-
I bet the sperm was cocky too (no pun intended)
He travelled so close to speed of light time slowed down. He's actually 1million years old
This sperm probably holds the world record time for fertilization.
I like to think that out of all the sperm I raced... I won
This could also be the first known pic of Michael Phelps..
This would make more sense if they said Michael Phelps.
Actually it takes a few sperm cells to break through the eggs wall so he was the like 5th.
Weren't we all?
@ironwolf. who cares its funny
Well that's a fast ballsack
You mean Michael Phelps?
But he's white??
Doesn't that apply to everyone though?
This is almost perfect it is missing the word bubble I'm which he says he is the best sperm of all time
Aaaaah StuckPixel. Always making Olympic jokes weeks after the closure ceremony.
Shouldn't they be black & have eyes, also?
Actually that was pretty much all of us
Roar dinosaur roar
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Fun Fact: its been proven that male sperm travels faster in a short period of time then female sperms but they slow down. Female sperms travel at a solid pace though. So if you want a boy shove you D*ck farther and if you want a girl, shove you d*ck close to the outside.