I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer
@Anonymous3301, really? I keep mine in separated jars
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, but you can stretch the quality out for a greater length of time in the freezer. Keeps em tasting good longer.
@Anonymous3301, I like my women like I like my hunting gear. Traps
@Anonymous3301, I prefer the taste after they’ve fermented a while. Just like fine wine: better with age, but to each their own I guess.
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, but fermentation is such a commitment. You can’t decide to make anything else with it
@Anonymous3301, 🤔 you make a good point
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, I’ve been at this a while. Wait, are we still talking about coffee
@Anonymous3301, ....of of course, w..what else could we be talking about 😅
"I like my victims like I like my coffee! IN THE BUTT!!!"
-Psycho, Borderlands 2
They call me coffee because I hate coffee
They call me Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the Rumba beat
When I play the maracas I go
They call me coffee because one sip of me makes you wanna poop!
Oof, right in the relatable glands