Then the Muslim explodes.
@Doctor Krieger, and the Jewish guy collects the life insurance.
@add eggs then stir, and the Christian sends his "thoughts and prayers" while the atheist changes his Twitter avatar.
So, uh, guys. This is how hard adulthood is hitting me:
I just had one of my favorite glassware containers shatter and now I'm sad. I don't know if I can ever replace it. I definitely wouldn't have the money to, I just barely afforded rent this month.
Life truly is suffering
@Doctor Krieger, Oh man I'm sorry for your loss, I recently lost my favourite pan so I underatand some of your pain
@Doctor Krieger, sending thoughts and prayers
@Doctor Krieger, duuuude i totally know the feeling! I broke my favorite glass baking dish last month too! I almost wanted to cry - and I love cooking and that was my favorite brand too.. so it hurt bad
@Doctor Krieger, at least you have the strength of an ant relative to the size of a man.
@Doctor Krieger, might I recommend some Taco Bell?
@CMNDR BUbbles, too expensive.
I love it when a wholesome meme gets turned to the dark side.
I thought the first half was the intro to a nice offensive joke but that's fine too
A republican and a democratic sit down for coffee and have a rational discussion about current events and politics.. but the democrat isn't rational and storms out of the room. This was my Tuesday morning.