Tongue’s weak, tail is heavy.
My sister gave him a sweater already,
@Donald Trump, you deserve top comment for this.
Update: Wow. That's a lot of upvotes.
@Donald Trump, #bestcomments
They named their noodle.... after a type of noodle.
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU OLD MAN! A SWEATER KEEPS A SNAKE COLD BECAUSE IT GETS ITS HEAT FROM THE SUN!
(There was a similar post to this years ago that remarked on that fact)
@Jon Gruden , but after it has the heat it would help him preserve it, wouldn't it? And inside a house, the sweater is room temperature and would help keep the snake from losing its body heat. I think...
Snakes don’t produce enough heat for that they are solar!
There's a snake in a sweater already, named spaghetti.
*clears throat* I think you mean danger noodle.
S O M E B O D Y T O U C H A M Y S P A G E T !
@Polak Comedian , yas
Somebody my spaghet
Kinda useless because snakes can't create body heat.
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Is it just me or I there no spaghetti in this picture?
That s where my dick warmer went.