I don’t know what a porg is and I’m not googling it.
@ImNotRacistBut, new starwars creature.
@CUNTSOAP, damn, I really need to see it don’t I. Been too busy to see a movie lately
@ImNotRacistBut, It will be a disappointment. Apologies in advance.
That’s a puzzle eraser... the beak comes off
@MissKitty, I was going to say that as I have that exact one.
Now it's a porg
@Weaver, did you even finish reading before you made this comment or do you just not care
@The next plague, damn. I kinda just half read it. I'm sorry internet
@Weaver, internet not pleased, INTERNET DEMAND SACRIFICE
@Donald Drumpf, will my first-born do the trick?
@ButtNutter, yes, shove it into the nearest Ethernet port as hard as you can
@Donald Drumpf, he's really not going for that, but I'm still trying.
@ButtNutter, did you try turning it off and turning it back on again.
@Dyslexic eman resu, yes, no change in result, will shrink child next
@ButtNutter, Well it sounds like you have a pretty good handle on it. If you have trouble with that, I’d recommend contact Rick Moranis. He’s a SME (subject matter expert) on the issue.
That thing is staring into my fūcking soul