This reminds me of a story that happened to me about 13 years ago.
So I was 8 years old, my class just got dismissed to lunch and the food options weren't very good. A kid in my class offered to sell me his lunch instead, so I decided to just go for whatever option was cheaper. So I go with the kid and we ask the lunch lady how much the lunch costs, and she says $3.50. I think that's pretty high price for a school lunch, so I squint in confusion. When squinting I realize it was actually the lochness monster tryna get my tree fiddy again
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, gatdangit nessie ya taint gettin ma tree fiddy
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, god dammit. I read that whole fvcking thing, you dick.
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, hah you're 21 *short calculate*
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, Ted Mosby IS a jerk 😒
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, it would’ve worked too if it weren’t for you meddling kids
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, #bestcomments
I too have a nut allergy but before it got really bad I used to eat Reese's cups they are my favorite..it had been so long since I had any that I decided to make a nut free version using wowbutter (toasted soy butter). Mix 1 cup of wowbutter with 1/2 cup of powder sugar and 1/4 tsp of salt. Mix . Roll into a ball and add melted chocolate. Freeze for like an hour and enjoy. From what I can remember it tastes pretty dang close to the real thing. Wanted to bring a little hope the folks with nut allergies.
I've got a story similar to this where I had a friend who wanted to get out of school badly, so he punch his own damn throat and said he was sick with his raspy voice. He was 11.
@Redj350Z, allergy rage*
Used to have a mate who was allergic to nuts and made for a quintessentially British problem. We’d go to the pub, get the beers in and someone would usually buy a bag of nuts and offer them around - did we skip offering him dry-roasted death and risk appearing rude, or proffer a bag of salty oblivion and look insensitive/like we wanted to kill him?
Luckily the problem resolved itself eventually.
Plot twist: Nothing happened because his mom lied about the peanut allergy as an excuse to keep him from eating candy. He also now has several devastating childhood diseases because his mom wouldn’t get him vaccinated.
Well did he like it?
Heyyyy.. that's not a picture.
Balls of steel