Don’t mean to be a party pooper (pun intended), but there’s no way this thing is accurate unless the average user this product is marketing for somehow always poops with their feet off of the floor.
@WhoseLineIsItAnyway, but wouldn't it be fine considering it's not telling how much the person weighs, but rather the shjt? You can sit on it, and an initial weight will show. Then when you finish your poo the final weight will show. So then initial - final = weight of shjt? Correct me if I am wrong.
@WhoseLineIsItAnyway, I though that’s how everyone pooped.
@The Curry Man, if this thing somehow catches your poop and weighs it, then sure (gross). The problem is, if you have your feet on the floor any sort of minute shift in position will change the measured weight and not give an accurate result.
@WhoseLineIsItAnyway, Oh yeah that is true. My bad.
@WhoseLineIsItAnyway, I go once every couple days, I could use this glorious device.
@WhoseLineIsItAnyway, I mean, you could just pick your feet up at the beginning and end of each poo.
@WhoseLineIsItAnyway, unless you sh*t while squatting with your feet on the seat!....not that I do that or anything *laughs nervously*
@WhoseLineIsItAnyway, my thoughts exactly
@WhoseLineIsItAnyway, that’s why you just stand on the seat while you sh!t
47.5 pound dump
@Slightly Askew, at least I'm not the only one to notice that
@Slightly Askew, I came here to bring that to people’s attention, you are doing God’s work son
Gavins toilet seat
I think the weight of your poop will get distorted by the pee. I guess that will be fixed in version 2.
The year is 2018. It's finally here.
That's a great way to find out how full of sh!t you are