I will have your finest milk steak boiled over hard.
@Ray213, don't forget the jelly beans
@AwfulWaffles, yes I would also like a side of jelly beans and also what is your spaghetti policy?
@Ray213, So are you a full on rapist?
@fettman1138, no I bash rats in a bar.
@Ray213, you are sweating profusely!
@CosmoTheKramer, switch shirts with me.
Uhhhh, whole milk? No thanks, I'm vegan.
@The Omega Username, how about just a slice of milk?
@The Omega Username, but it's non-gmo
The fuk is a free-range grass-fed Cracker.....
@BraimXFuego, i imagined a white guy naked on all fours in a grass covered pasture licking flowers fro.....wait what
@mycatsanahole, you know now that you mention it, I as well Imagine the whitest vegan person in the world with an entire outfit made of leaves and twigs frolicking down a grassy plain
Saltines, yogurt, crackers with cheese, juice, apple sauce, donut
Where do you get devil dog creme?
Is "Pastry" the name of the midget hooker the savages took in to the barracks?
This reminds me of the xkcd comic where Randall is trying to trick supermarkets into carrying “adjective only food”.
The struggle doesn’t seem that bad when the menu lays it out like that