@Curlytoe , squirrels are very dangerous between the steps of catching one and putting it in your mouth
But which way is the squirrel suppose to go into your mouth? Head first? Tail first? Sideways?
@Narcoleptic Pilot, All are valid options.
@Neil Dylandy, I was thinking all 3 at a time
@Salem, I think you should ask a furry, they have all the information about putting animals in your mouth
@Salem, head first. Then light the tail so it acts as a fuse. The more it burns the crazier the squirrel gets
Wait just a dang second! That's post 92 in Rochester MN!! Who lives here?!
Someone has a story to tell
Uhh I guess he's not wrong