Me this Valentine's.
If I get a girlfriend.
@Sam da ram, haha I don't have that problem!
*Looks down at own boobs*
*Eats pizza alone and cries*
@A pet named Steve, I’ll eat pizza with you Steve
@Sam da ram, where’s the nearest girlfriend store? I can order pizza
@Sam da ram, its all good. I have a gf but shes at college. So its kinda like i dont have one at all!
@A pet named Steve,
*Looks down at chest*
*Looks in wallet*
@A pet named Steve, I sense a blossoming romance.
@A pet named Steve, i get what its saying. Pizza gives you bewbs, and bewbs make you happy, and its a big cycle of happiness
@A pet named Steve, *looks down at own boobs*
*thinks about how men aren’t supposed to have those*
*eats pizza alone and cries*
That’s not Pizza. That’s half a sandwich
That's a wide ąss slice of pizza.
Pizza + boobs = POOBS
He was having a seizure but the car wont start
@mycatsanahole, was a reply to SurgeonSean. Whata fail.
Can someone reply to this stupid comment with, “gaaaaaay” and then all other comments afterwards not make sense?
@SurgeonSean, I thought it was an ass bending over.
@SurgeonSean, yeah but the problem is that a guy with a dick that big can’t do it that fast. But damn that dog was a trooper