Watch in silent admiration as she chugs both, flings them behind her into the trash and wipes her mouth with the back of her hand. “Now I’M ready!”.
@Mawaneu, if my wife could chug scotch (that's just what I drink) like that and not flinch I know I made the right decision. Though I'd question her for throwing away two perfectly good flasks
@Mawaneu, but...flasks are not meant to be used and thrown away. Plus those were a gift from my grandpa.
@Empshok, Sorry, but she never really liked your grandpa.
Always carry a backup backup flask.
Jokes on you! I've got a backup to a backup
@Young Man Logan, rookie. I’ve got 8 flasks including one big enough I’ve had girls act like it was their clutch and no one realized for a long time.
:: Rips open shirt to expose flask bandolier :: Im still ready for the kids pageant. Bring em on!
Me: I want a divorce
Fools, Chemistry class has taught me that there's more than one flask *smokes through Pipette*