As someone recently married... I can confirm
@BOOB ON IT PLAGUE, congrats to Mr and Mrs BOOB ON IT PLAGUE. (Or mr and mr, or mrs and mrs, point is that they're together)
@BOOB ON IT PLAGUE, your saying this is going to happen to me
This is why im never getting married. Well that and I don’t think anyone could love me enough for it. *cries*
@K1l, I’ll marry you buddy
@K1l, and I'll love you buddy
@K1l, I genuinely believe everyone can find love. But you have to be willing to look for it
@K1l, I know that feel
@K1l, There is probably an app to fix that.
@K1l, I don't recommend it. Find someone who will spend the rest of their life with you who won't force you to sign a stupid paper. There's nothing wrong with being with the one you love for the rest of your lifes without being married.
@K1l, you don't have to get married to get pizza
Huh, I'm getting married today
@D4rkhum0r , really? Congrats!
Guys, send help. I just reactivated my subscription to WoW and bought the Legion expansion just as the first week of classes comes to a close. I don't know why I do this to myself...
@HollywoodxGhost, play a druid.
@Oujosh29, stop enabling me XD
@HollywoodxGhost, ooh no, play a fire mage. Hitting people in the face with big fire balls is awesome
@Oujosh29, *cries while opening character creator*
@HollywoodxGhost, *chants slowly* one of us, one of us
I got married this past September and my wedding night did not go as expected. My wife and I went to an after party where I ate a cookie that gave me a severe allergic reaction that swelled up my throat, gave me hives, and shivers. I had to spend my wedding night in the hospital.
Eh, no need to go all fancy and expensive for the event.
I feel like if you don't live together before, you will have an experience more like the left side. I sure did!
Can't relate, got hitched in Vegas for $200.
@Jaws22, I had a small, inexpensive potluck wedding preformed free at my church. 10/10 would recommend.
Life hack: you don't have to go through this pain if you constantly lonely
*holds it in
Actually, if you don’t have sex before the wedding night (and don’t have an open bar), it pretty much is exactly the left side. Well, minus him cooking breakfast, that is... lol!
The only difference between dating and marriage is that marriage is a scam
All of this can be solved by leaving the reception early
I'm getting married this October, and the planning just sucks the life out of you.