No if it’s your dad it would say fights Mom. Oh wait that’s the same thing
*oinks in Didgeridoo people*
Did he go to the store for cigarettes and never come back?
Bacon had beef with Milk?
Basically what happens every Tuesday in Auburn, Alabama.
This is how I want my kids to remember me
Also in Australia I’ve heard that the weather is so hot that bats are getting fried alive and roads are melting