We don't deserve someone as great as Keanu
@Technosexual , he most certainly threatened them with a pencil and got there luggage free of charge
@Technosexual , I know. I loved that kitten.
@Technosexual , #keanu2020
@Technosexual , Keanu for president 2020
@Technosexual , just like Jackie Chan. He has ascended into the "wholesome"s
He's everywhere this year!
@WelI Obviously, well i never see him anywhere in the UK
@WelI Obviously, it's a glitch in the matrix
Keanu fulfilling his Matrix duties of being "The One"
You can afford plane tickets but not $25 for baggage fees?
@Pubmarine Shamwich, I was thinking the same thing. Like "couldn't afford tires for our escalade so Keanu Reaves bought then for us"
@Pubmarine Shamwich, yeah but at the same time they met Keanu Reeves, so there’s like no reason to lie about it. They could have just said they met him.
@Pubmarine Shamwich, all their money went to the plane ticket.
@CynicalSir, you’re supposed to be cynical, remember??
@Pubmarine Shamwich, oh, right...
Ya, no way they couldn't afford that!
With the way things are going Keanu may just be the savior of 2018
Not all heroes wear capes...
I love him
I had a girlfriend once with excess baggage too. Keanu Reeves was nowhere to be found.
What did our species do to deserve to have Keanu Reeves in our lives? I give that man mad respect. Need more people like him in this world.
with a fvcking pencil
Hear me out...
What if keanu isn’t a person but an idea, allowing him to be therefore omnipresent at all the worlds airports and coffee shops when people need help.
They don’t look alike... At all.
Keanu is appearing more then bill Murray
How should I propose to Keanu?