*starts chewing faster*
Silence is golden. Unless you have a puppy. Then silence is very suspicious.
@BigJohnson86, or a baby / toddler
@Honaw Fierceclaw, no the sound of silence after you put the pillow over their face is golden.
It’s either a pet owner or a child owner
My beautiful, wonderful snuggle baby of a cat eats NERF DARTS if given any opportunity to do so. I must remain vigilant at all times to make sure the nerf darts are away from him.
As a father that is my sentence!
Naw my most used words are do it see what happens, or it’s your fault if you die. Of course I’m referring to my cat and not my children...
More like "why don't you love me, what have I ever done to make you hate me so much" just me? *sweats*
@The Amazing Chipmunk, you must have a cat
@WelI Obviously, nope, two dogs
The words don't look like they're being shouted loud enough. Usually whilst doing the 100 metre hurdles over furniture and cat toys.
The toys only get played with as a last resort. Phone wires and car keys are much better toys.