Realistically, if the heart attack was that quickly fatal, there was nothing anyone could have done anyway.
@I Are Lebo, realistically you're a whore
@Abusive Breasts, I haven’t gotten laid in literally a decade, so I am the world’s worst whore.
@I Are Lebo, well...... You could always do a buttered bagel
@I Are Lebo, you havent gotten laid in a decade? I usually wouldn't recommend this but you may want to check out russian mail order brides. Youll get laid till they get their green card at least
@Abusive Breasts, as a Jew, I find that deplorable. Bagels are sacred to my people.
@Oujosh29, ehhh, I got porn and my right hand works just fine.
@I Are Lebo, damn! If I go more than a week or so I start scratching up the walls lol. Dude you deserve a medal 🥇
@Kayda, if that medal comes in the form of a prostitute, I humbly accept.
Dad:wee ohh...wee......ohhh *dies*
The Father Clause
This is how Dad always wanted to go out