I think the real mystery is why you would eat spinach.
@Save Larrold, because it's good?
@Save Larrold, to beat the sh*t out of Bluto for trying to have his way with your anorexic girlfriend
@Doctor Krieger, Dogs are good
@Save Larrold, but have you tried it fried with vinaigrette and feta?
@Doctor Krieger, in my personal opinion, I don't feel like spinach deserves to made to taste good.
@Save Larrold, why do you hate spinach so much? Did spinach murder your family or something?
@Doctor Krieger, the oppressive spinach regime burned down my house with my children still inside
@Doctor Krieger, I used to be a "sandwich artist" and I completely despise spinach. If you knew the amount of people that came in and asked for "extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra spinach" on their sandwich and they get mad because you still didn't put enough and your manager is mad that you put way too much, then you'd understand. Also it's disgusting.
@Doctor Krieger, also it makes my teeth feel gritty
@Doctor Krieger, I like mine sauteed with garlic
@Save Larrold, Because I’m Popeye