Fvck cheaters in marriages. Bad enough for dating people. But cheat in your marriage? You deserve much worse than what this guy did. People make mistakes, but she didn’t even come clean when he knew what was up. She deserved it
@Tyrellious, It's really honestly disgusting. And she had the audacity to say "how could you?" to the husband when she was the one getting plowed by some other guy and going behind his back.
@Anonymous Jack III, yeah "how could you attempt to surprise me on my birthday!"
@Tyrellious, I want to say there’s a comedian that goes off on the “it’s just a mistake” defense too. Like there were multiple steps that got you to this point. The texting, agreeing to meet, etc. all came together. This isn’t an attack on you or anything, just wanted to expand on your point about people making mistakes
@Tyrellious, man I wish I could have thought of something like this when I was married, that would have been great but I was deployed and my friends back home had to tell me.
@LilPuppyOfDOOM , Jodie loves being there for your girl while you're gone. Sorry to hear that bro.
Whenever I see long stories like this I expect them to end with someone needing about tree fiddy. Was pleasantly surprised to find she wasn’t actually the Loch Ness monster.
@HolyCatchphrase, “it wasn’t until after her mother dropped the cake that I realized she was actually a thirty foot tall monster from the Paleozoic era!”
@I Are Lebo, ah thank you. That’s good closure.
@HolyCatchphrase, I can’t believe she dropped the cake, that cost me tree fiddy
Checked the comments on whether or not it's worth the read, sometimes being the first few
comments don't pay off
@Rickaloff, also it is worth the read
@Rickaloff, it really was worth it
Should’ve filmed it, too.
@narayanjr, Guy knows wife is cheating. Wants sweet revenge; waits to confront her on her birthday. Brings her family and friends to catch her in the act. They walk in on her, with birthday cake, etc, going at it doggystyle
@narayanjr, tl;dr stop being a lazy fock and just read the damn thing. It's 3 paragraphs on FP, not focking Tolstoy.
@narayanjr, no one cares
@I Are Lebo, obviously 3 people cared enough to comment. 1 who was nice and gave a summary though it wasn't asked for, and 2 asshats
@narayanjr, I’ll have you know, I have the fanciest derrière chapeau.
You know that the only useful purpose of marriage is just to save money on taxes right? God never existed and he doesn’t care who you fu€k, and true love is just a chemical that makes us reproduce. Get out of here with that weak $hit. We stole the “god we trust” from the towel-heads who are strategically bombing us to get it back. Humans are trash (And to quote the great meme Jesus) we are a plague to this planet.
Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go back to contributing to global warming until our planet becomes a sun in a few billion years or so
I was half expecting the Prince of Bell air at the end