[salutes in American]
@Archmage Araketh, [heavy German breathing]
@Archmage Araketh, "grandpa you weren't even in WWII. You were an ice cream truck driver."
@Prince super Vegeta , you weren’t there damn it!
@Archmage Araketh, [Salutes in... German...?]
@Prince super Vegeta , i now imagine a horrendous battlefield with a raging battle between several fronts with people dying left and right, and a heavily armed ice cream truck blasts its music and rushes into the field. Then everyone just kinda takes a break and eats chocolate ice cream.
I should have gone to sleep earlier.
@A pet named Steve, BEEP BEEP MOTHERTRUCKERS
@A pet named Steve, lmao im glad you stayed up and shared that with us, thank you haha
@A pet named Steve, then he uses his truck to murder all the nazis! Then everyone starts enjoying the taste of delicious frozen nazi heads!!
You wanna know what else is hard?
@Mr Sarcastic, indeed
@Mr Sarcastic, penis jokes aren’t hard you wanna really know what was hard? The Vietnamese tranny’s were hard to come by in the war
@kdogzzs, *’Nam flashbacks*
@Donald Trump, *labor flashbacks*
@Mr Sarcastic, You know what isn't hard?
Erectile dysfunction jokes
apparently grandpa hasn’t played dark souls
"But Grandpa, you were never in the war."
"Yeah, but it made me hard!"
"...this is why we put you in the nursing home."
Takes a massive dump. 8lbs 4 ounces. I win! Suck it pregnant woman!