Shouldn’t this meme be the blue penguin? I feel like the seal doesn’t fit here
@liberachi , I think she's looking for something that doesn't fit
me and my ex did nazi stuff, she was the jew and i was a nazi corrections officer in auswitch
@The Soviet Bear,
So you ran a train over her?
@The Soviet Bear, sounds like a lot of “rape” scenarios
From what I've been told girls don't really like sex with a big dick, its more painful than anything. But maybe they were just trying to make me feel better.
@Oujosh29, should we tell him?
Call her a bitch, then you're the dick. She got her wish.
I don’t think she’s calling his dick small or anything, rather her “kink” would be to have a big ol’ salami in her, like a package the size of something that shouldn’t be possible. The key words being “really big” in the scenario.
Just my thoughts.
@The Nopemeister, keep telling yourself that, bro
Knowing girlfriends, she's probably getting it from a guy who's "just ask friend".
“Call me” - Bonnie Tyler
Plot twist: she wants to wear a strap on