I know Jew-jitsu >:)
@That dude, I bet you do
@That dude, You have the first comment on this picture. The picture that is the oldest pic remaining on this great app of Funny Pics. Therefore you have the first comment recorded on this app. You had the first divine opportunity to comment "first" and you resisted. Whether or not you still use Funny Pics you will remain in my memory and may you live a prosperous life for your noble deed. Good day sir and bless your soul.
@Attention Fly Fisher, actually all of the unregistered comments, or regular comments before then (you used to only be able to comment if you paid for the app) were first. There is also a picture of the comments on this picture where the background to the comments was blue. Blue background and white comments, ahh how far we've come.
@That dude, the FIRST COMMENT?! I think if you said "first" it would be the only time you wouldn't get down voted
@Who the fvck, his comment is still the first recorded one (as in there were also pics 1-33 and there were comments on those, but they are now gone. Just as the unregisters are now gone.)
@Attention Fly Fisher, I found 4!!!!!!! Type the tag fourth pic!!!!!
@Attention Fly Fisher, so many relics and comments from the past
@That dude, congrats on being the oldest recorded commenter
@That dude, I did Nazi that coming!
@That dude, first comment ever. Holy shjt.
@That dude, you said that 4 and a half years ago, holy shjt today is April 8th 2016
@Attention Fly Fisher, hi
@Mr Tayto, hi
@That dude, 105 months ago... almost 9 years ago! Wow time flies
@Prince super Vegeta , I really miss this community from time to time. Funny how much further we all are in life now.
@Taken, it’s been a wild ride, that’s for sure
I FINALLY FOUND THIS PIC!
Guys you know that there are older things in this world than this funny pics picture right? I think the socks I'm wearing are older.
@LovelyLlama, I remember when you first set out on this trek. Then i found it in randoms and favorited it. Now, i find it again. In 2 seconds. In the popular section.
@The Demoman, I was in the random section. I feel so accomplished even though I wasn't looking for it
@LovelyLlama, congratulations on getting top comment on the oldest picture!
@LovelyLlama, now so have I!
@PuckmeisterPuck, I DONT BELIEVE YOU!
2013-05-14 : I have located this picture, the earliest surviving picture, yet again. But this time it shall not slip from my grasp, no, this time it is saved in my heart, and in my favorites. To anyone else who finds this holy artifact, please reply to me and date your vist. I look forward to your communications.
@namAehT, 2013-05-15 I have Also located the picture. I found it through the random section, although I had seen it before. I did not know at the time how old the picture was! Best of luck to future adventurers!
@Pheo, also, I am interested to see if any Jamal pictures are still around, like pictures with his legitimate "I'm at the store" comments. Post updates regarding that too, could be fun!
@Pheo, nope. He was an unregistered commenter. Those comments got scrubbed a while back.
Meathod: vigorously pressing next in recent.
@namAehT, that stinks, I guessed something like than when I saw a picture with a comment regarding a bunch of people whining about Jamal below, and when I saw only 3 comments, I assumed they were gone. Well, thanks anyways!
@namAehT, 5/28/2013. Method: random section.
@Stalker Ent, 2013-6-15
@Stalker Ent, June 13, 2013. I feel that a lifelong journey has come to an end and I can die with no regrets. MGS signing off.
@Stalker Ent, 2013-7-15. My journey has come to an end.
@Stalker Ent, 2013-7-15
@Stalker Ent, July 18th 2013 it was in one of the four cover posts in the random section
@Stalker Ent, July 28, 2013
@Stalker Ent, 2013-7-30 I have found it!
@Stalker Ent, 7/31/13- i have found the picture, as the first in the random section. I am delighted at my luck.
@Stalker Ent, August 9, 2013
@Stalker Ent, 2013-8-19, I nearly choked on my food after finding this pic.
@Stalker Ent, August 28, 2013- After hours spent in the random section due to insomnia, I have found a legend.
@Stalker Ent, 8th September 2013. Exactly 50 minutes clicking 'next' from today's pictures in the 'Recent' section.
@RossJohn, sept 15, 2013 random section. Over and out
@Stalker Ent, 9/19/13 - I've made it, via random section. Only pic I've ever commented on, just felt it was necessary
@Stalker Ent, september 28 2013 cant believe i found such a young pic
@Stalker Ent, 2013-9-30 Located in the random section.
@Stalker Ent, 10/6/13
@Stalker Ent, 10-10-13 HOLY FUUCK
@Stalker Ent, 10-18-13 Located in random section.
@Stalker Ent, 10-22-2013. Started from recent and went through 70, 000 pics :D
@Stalker Ent, October, 27, 2013, I have located this picture through the random section, the oldest picture I remember from this app.. It's been so long
@Stalker Ent, November 6 2013, I am awed in the presence of this lost wonder of the world
@Stalker Ent, November 10, 2013. I found it in the popular section
@Stalker Ent, 11/10/13-Method:Popular section
@Stalker Ent, 11-10-13. Random section.
@DylanPR, lol y is this pic ploplar 11-10-13
@Stalker Ent, November 10, 2013 through the random section.
@Bob123456, same, but through the popular section
@Stalker Ent, 11/11/13 Communist Carnival posted that this was in the popular section and it was. I expect many more visitors today...
@Colin Kaepernick, I would have never found it if it wasn't for him.
@Stalker Ent, I am graced to have found this picture in the popular tab. November 11th 2013
@Stalker Ent, 11-10-2013 it's in the popular section. I have seen it once again nonetheless.
@Stalker Ent, november 11, 2013. It's in the popular section now.
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-11 it is a day of remembrance of our soldiers. This shall join that remembrance
@Football, same here
@Stalker Ent, November 11, 2013... Just like most people because it's in popular now.
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-11
@Pheo, 2013-11-11 I've had this app for years now, this community has been, and will forever be a part of me!
@Stalker Ent, 27-8-29. The zombie apocalypse has begun. I have hidden out in the Dublin Google offices, the only safe haven with internet in the country. God help us all.
@Master Queef, 11-11-11 i have traveled back in time just to write this comment...
@Stalker Ent, 1
@Stalker Ent, 11/11/13... I actually still have this pic saved on my computer from when the app first came out haha
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-11 I have located it as well, the fossilized remains of a young app
@Stalker Ent, 11/11/13. Found it via Communist Carnival's post. My brother had this app a few years ago, and I used to watch it over his shoulder. This was the first pic I ever saw from here. 'Tis a good day.
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-11 I've found it before but never commented, this time I just found it through the popular page
@Stalker Ent, 11/11/13, my birthday!
@Stalker Ent, 11/11/13 I dug this out of the "Popular'' section.
@Stalker Ent, November 11, 2013 but is this really the earliest pic?? That's awesome!
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-11 now that the Popular sex
@Stalker Ent, 11-11-13 9:15 P.M.
@Stalker Ent, 11/11/13. Popular section
@Stalker Ent, 11-11-2013
@Stalker Ent, 11/11/13 popular section!
@Stalker Ent, 11/11/13 this pic makes me smile
@Stalker Ent, 11/11/13
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-12
@Stalker Ent, after escaping apurature, we found this photo on the 11 of 11 of 13
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-11 it's in the popular section. Nice work.
@Stalker Ent, found nov 12, 2013 at 10:30 am :)
@Stalker Ent, 11-12-2013. Method: Popular. :( But I've gotten to 133 via Random. Has anyone gone further back?
@Stalker Ent, Found it 11-12-2013
@Stalker Ent, 11/12/13 located after we heard it was in the popular.
@Stalker Ent, 2013/0-5/12 found this pic a few days ago
@Stalker Ent, November 12, 2013. The update had granted us direct access to the golden age and the Jewish of Jitsus
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-12 I have found the picture for the second time. When last I was here this app had a blue layout.
@Stalker Ent, 11-12-13 I have waited for this
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-12. Random section.
@Stalker Ent, November 12, 2013
@Stalker Ent, 11-12-13 , 11:46pm EST ....I have find this picture as well.... Was located in popular, 5th picture
@Stalker Ent, 11-12-13 today is the day this picture has risen from the ashes
@Stalker Ent, 12/13/14. This is a message from the future the Jew jitsu has commandeered the universe and cancelled Christmas and happy hour on Fridays.. find him...destroy him!!! help me obi wan Kenobi. You're my only hope!
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-10
@Stalker Ent, 2013_11_13
@Stalker Ent, 2021-06-29 The decepticons have taken over, forced me to speak up. Our world is ending, and we need help. My cousin has fled this dying world, and I fear the worst for my people. This is Optimus Mime signing off, but my race shall live on
@Stalker Ent, I stumbled upon the legacy completely by accident, I can't begin to imagine what this means for the rest of my life. Am I the one? Does this promise prosperity? Will finding this pictjre give my children the education they deserve? November 13, 2013
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-13: I have found this pic too in the random section! We must search more for the first ever uploaded pic!
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-13
@Stalker Ent, November 13, 2013
@Stalker Ent, November 13, 2013. This relic has been rekindled in my ocular cavity and my heart.
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-13 it's now 3rd picture on popular
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-14! Hello my friend
@Stalker Ent, the date is 2013-11-15 i did see one in the 100 range. And i saved it. I continue to look for the legendary "A-STYLE" pic i remember from so long ago.
@Pheo, 2013-11-15 I found this in the popular section today. I hoped you would like to see this.
@Stalker Ent, 11/15/2013 I have found this picture in the Recent section
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-15 Its been nice seeing yoi
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-15 Wow a lot of memories with this one haha
@Stalker Ent, 11/16/13 this picture is 3rd in the popular section at the moment. I have saved it to my favorites to keep the artifact.
@Stalker Ent, It is November 16th, 2013. I'm happy I found this again =)
@Stalker Ent, 2013, November 16th. I wasn't even looking for it. Just saw it in the random section.
@Stalker Ent, November 16, 2013
@Stalker Ent, 11-17-13
@Stalker Ent, 2015-07-28. Greetings from the future!
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-16 Random Section after 3 hours of lurking
@Stalker Ent, November 17th, 2013, stumbled upon in the random section
@Stalker Ent, I have seen a picture with id=11
@Stalker Ent, November 17th 2013, second picture in the popular section
@Stalker Ent, 2013-10-17 now it's second in the popular section....
@Stalker Ent, 11-17-2013, it's top of the popular section now so not rare :/
@Stalker Ent, 11-17-2013, second picture in the popular section. I guess it's not much of an adventure any more
@Stalker Ent, well, I just realized how many people have already pointed out that it's in popular, so disregard what I said
@Stalker Ent, 11/17/2013 I think this is as close as I'll get to the first pic.
@Stalker Ent, 11/18/13 7:37 pm. Captains Log: It is always nice to find a fellow random pictures sailor. Even if the sailor is unofficially sailing without a crew. I raise my basketball up to you @Stalker Ent
@Stalker Ent, Nov. 18th 2013
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-18
@Stalker Ent, November 18 2013 I made it.... I made it.
@Stalker Ent, November 18, 2013
@Stalker Ent, November 19, 2013
@Stalker Ent, 11/19/13: popular section
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-20 : found in the random section and also added to favourites, let this relic live on.
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-19 Found in random section
@Pheo, no, he got banned and with it all his comments, you can tell because you land on a pic with people replying to him, but his messages are never there anymore. The fonz is everywhere though, and I always preferred fonz anyway.
@Stalker Ent, a couple days ago
@Stalker Ent, 11-20-13. Fried chicken. That is all.
@Stalker Ent, 11-20-2013 how much longer till stuckpixel decides to trash this one as well?
@Stalker Ent, the date, november 20th, 2013, time, 10:05pm est it has taken me many years to find this picture.
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-20 I found this picture in the popular section.
@Stalker Ent, 11-20-13!!!! Stalker Ent, you shall go on record as the commenter who sparked the most replies in stuck pixel funny pics history!
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-19 method: popular section
@Stalker Ent, 11-20-13. Accidentally hit popular instead of recent. Found this.
@Stalker Ent, November 21st 2013
@Stalker Ent, 2013 November 21. I came across it while on my hunt for the first.
@Stalker Ent, 2013-21-11 i have found it by accident in the popular section
@Stalker Ent, 201-11-21 (November 11th 2013) I have been looking for this picture for over a year.....
@Stalker Ent, I recall finding it on the date of 10/08/13. But, i digress. I found it in 3 seconds in the popular section.
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-22 found it...
@Stalker Ent, 2013-11-22: my four and a half month long quest has paid off. By leaving my iPhone perpetually plugged in, and spending 2 hours per day pressing next, I have made it to the first ever funny pic, only to discover... it's not that funny.
@Stalker Ent, November 22nd, 2013. I kind of cheated, now that there is a search function. AND GIFS!
@Steven Noodler, 15/12/2013 we can not give up this wall of memory
@Stalker Ent, December 14, 2013.. The man above me must be in an earlier time zone than me because he's already in December 15, 2013.. Merry Christmas everyone!
@Stalker Ent, 12/ 15/ 13
@Stalker Ent, 2013-12-16. looking through my sacred chambers of favorites I dtumbled across this ancient relict which reminds me of when i was still young. Ohh the memories. Dear people of the future! We must carty on this tradition of funny pics and keep this picture in our hearts!
@Stalker Ent, 2013-12-16 I have also located this picture. I have come across this picture before and shared the same fate as Pheo. Best of luck!
@Stalker Ent, Christmas 2013 (even though I am a member of a Jew Jitsu clan.
@Stalker Ent, Jan 10, 2014
@Stalker Ent, it has been a long, tedious journey. I spent all of my time in random, days turning into weeks, weeks turning into months, months... to years. I lost my family. My wife left with the children, but I didn't care. I had to find Jew Jitsu. I started to doubt it's existence. Maybe it was unposted. Maybe it is a myth. But just as I was about to give up, I have found it. All of the years spent, EUREKA!!! I FOUND IT!!! I looked over to my phone's Calender, last seeing the date as 3/5/12, and see that it now says 1/11/14. WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?
@Stalker Ent, January 1, 2014
@EpicFial11, oops sry January 12, 2014
@Stalker Ent, January 19 2014
@Stalker Ent, 1-20-14. I have found it!
@Stalker Ent, 1/22/14
@Stalker Ent, January 27, 2014 5:08pm. So many good comments here. Before it was a contest to have top comment.
@Stalker Ent, January 28, 2014! Whoop whoop
@Stalker Ent, February 8 2014 woooooooooooo
@Stalker Ent, 2014-02-22
@Stalker Ent, 2014, March 4th. This was the first pic I saw when I got this app
@Stalker Ent, 3/6/14
@Stalker Ent, 3-7-2014
@Stalker Ent, 3-10-14
@Cozmonic032, 3/10/14. I have etched my name into the annals of history with this discovery. I feel as though I have discovered the holy grail, except this endeavor was probably far more impressive.
@Stalker Ent, 2014-02-12, 1:57 AM uk time, good to meet you
@Stalker Ent, I have found it. The date is March Twelfth 2014. I basically freaked when I found it.
@Stalker Ent, March 12, 2014 - I found it after searching the id. I had seen a comment saying the id and I decided to search it up. Sadly, I did not go on a marvelous and life-changing journey like many other commenters did. I took the easy way.
@Stalker Ent, 2014-03-12. I look upon the earliest of pictures and I know true pain.
@Stalker Ent, 3/15/2014 hahaha now I can go down in history! You must be tired of people replying to you if you have notifications turned on.
@Stalker Ent, I'm glad someone found one of the first pictures. This is a great idea by the way, to be apart of history. My date is 3/16/2014. Good day to y'all and good day to future me (when you see this again in the future)
@Stalker Ent, 3-19-2014 (or 19-3-2014) , still here
@Stalker Ent, 2014-4-1
@Stalker Ent, April 1st 2014
@Stalker Ent, 2015-4-1
@Stalker Ent, 4-4-14
@Stalker Ent, 4-4-2014
@Pheo, I found a couple actually.
@Stalker Ent, 05-02-2014: I have discovered a shortcut! Searching for the tag funny and going all the way to the right brings you here. It's a lot shorter. Going through recent would be impossible now.
@Stalker Ent, May 4th 2014. I have finally found it. Procrastinating on studying for my math test and I searched "first pic" and found it.
@Stalker Ent, 2014-05-05 I have located it and now I feel fulfilled live long and prosper. NERD out.
@Anna of ArendelIe, there should be a way to go back to the beginning. Waiting for StuckPixel to implement this... And waiting... *20 years later: me still laying in bed waiting*...
@Stalker Ent, 5-9-14
Found in the Random Section. Best of luck to all other seekers.
@Stalker Ent, 2014-5-9 I found this picture after reading about the legend
@Stalker Ent, 10/05/14
@Stalker Ent, 2014-5-9
@Stalker Ent, 13th may, 2014. It is 1:18 a.m. and I have school tomorrow. Still no sign of Jamal.
@Stalker Ent, 14th of May, 2014. Random section.
@Stalker Ent, 2014-6-18
@Pheo, 8092. Jamal comments
@Pheo, search #8092 I tagged it
@CardiganWelshCorgi, I'm guessing you mean 2014-5-18 because I'm reading this on may 26
@Stalker Ent, 5-30-2014 I feel blessed.
@Stalker Ent, 5/31/14. I have been searching for the mythical 1st picture. Now with this, I am.....so close......so close.
@Stalker Ent, 2014-05-31. The mythical "1st picture" is within my grasp now. I am so close......so close.
@Stalker Ent, June 1st 2014.
@Stalker Ent, 2014-06-26
@Stalker Ent, 2014 6 2
@Stalker Ent, I found pic #3, it is just a file type name or whatever but it's id and stuff is legit
@Stalker Ent, 2014-6-17. After years of painstaking work and research I have finally found it. Right after the sun set I walked from my homestead and set out for the town graveyard. Every step I took I felt the weight of the whole community on my back, my holey protectors. They need to find it. I need to find it. I walked toward the back corner of the graveyard as the scriptures told me. I found an old mausoleum about my height labeled "thee who enter here, beware". My whole body shook at the statement. I pried open the doors and walked down the dark stone steps into the abyss. I lit my lantern and carefully made my way to a pair of large doors lit by two small candles next to the entrance of the gloomy hall. I took in a deep breath and started opening the stone doors. They creaked with the might of a thousand years time wearing down on them. Stone monoliths as a testament to the old ways. I opened the doors and was astounded. The hall was filled with thousands of candles lining..
@Egg person, the walls. There was a large silver podium about 100 feet from the doors hundreds of murals painted on the walls in the likeness of all the funnypics greats. I walked to the podium and found a small gold box sitting exactly center of the podium. I took out the key the old man on the docks gave me and opened it. I couldn't believe it. Jew jitsu. I chuckled.
@Stalker Ent, 7.27.14
@Stalker Ent, 2014-07-30 I have found this pic, however, it is the only see able picture, type in first to "see" the first pic in the search bar.
@Stalker Ent, 2014-8-15 method: Search JewJitsu
@Stalker Ent, 2014-8-29 I finally made it back. To where it all began. I accomplished this once before. When I first got the app. But that was when there were much fewer pictures. This is my first time back here as a commenter. I love this community so much. You guys are all great. I hope you will all find this one
@Stalker Ent, 9-16-2014, HR1443
27-9-14, this is probably the fourth time I've found the fabled "Jew-jitsu picture in the random section. I've heard rumours of a broken pic 0, and even earlier pictures, but I've still yet to find them.
@Stalker Ent, 10-6-2014
@Stalker Ent, 16-11-2014 A.D Gregorian Calendar
Are there any surviving Pics where the mythical Jamal left his footprint?
@Stalker Ent, November 19, 2014
I have found out a magical thing. It is called a search bar. With this magical device, I searched for only two words: jew jitsu. I came upon this at the 10th hour of the eve. I wish all who come upon this picture do do the same as I .
I found it by searching Jew Jitsu, like a boss.
@Stalker Ent, found it on Jan 5 2015 by searching "first"
@Stalker Ent, 2015-1-7 Found it in the random section
@Stalker Ent, 2015-01-17
@Stalker Ent, I don't have anything to say I just want to be part of this thread. Woo hoo!
@Stalker Ent, 4/2/15
@Stalker Ent, 5-6-15, just like pheo, I have seen this one before....or there was a retoast idk
@Stalker Ent, 2015-06-6: I have have stumbled across this pic in the random section. Never did I ever think I would get so lucky. It has been many years since your comment, but I'm hopeful that you see this
@Stalker Ent, June 22nd, 2015
@Stalker Ent, June 23rd 2015
@Stalker Ent, June 26 2015
@Stalker Ent, 6 / 28 / 15 baby
@Stalker Ent, 7-4-15 freedom is sweling, gays are getting married, pots being smoked, and I'm on my couch.
@Stalker Ent, 2016-04-04 it's my birthday and I really wanted to see this picture. It reminds me of a time before Fallout 4 took over the earth. *sigh*
@Stalker Ent, 17/6/2015
@Stalker Ent, 08-17-2015 Random Section Op
@Stalker Ent, September 18, 2015. I had found this in the Popular All Time section, upvoted it, and now I'm going through the pics I've upvoted
@Barack Hoebama, 10/3/2015
@Stalker Ent, December 15 2015, I've reached the end of my journey home
@Stalker Ent, 1/6/16
@Stalker Ent, Hello person from the past, it is now 2016, and there is a search feature. Anybody can now find this within seconds. Your accomplishment is now worthless. Gratz. :D
@Stalker Ent, 02/01/16 I have stumbled upon a lost world. Send more dank memes.
@Stalker Ent, 3/14/16 found in popular section.
@Stalker Ent, March 24, 2016. Once again I have found this relic deep within the random section.
@Stalker Ent, 2016-30-3
@Stalker Ent, I'm back again on 4/15/16
@Stalker Ent, 13 Oct 2016 and the meme stands strong.
@Stalker Ent, 10-15-2016 wow I'm late. This is a great moment for me as I have been using this app before 2011 I believe and this is the closest I've been to the first pic. Well now I've commented and it's a great honor.
@Stalker Ent, October 19, 2016 6:03 pm EST
@Stalker Ent, 20161206 while brushing my teeth. On random section.
@Stalker Ent, December 31, 2016
@Stalker Ent, 2-26-15 saved in my favorites, first comment of 2017
@Stalker Ent, it's May 2nd, 2017!
@Stalker Ent, August 20th, 2017.
@Stalker Ent, this is the latest entry in this journal series. The year, 2017. Month is september, and it is the 19.
@Stalker Ent, hello fellow traveler, I discovered this beautiful historical image on the date of Oct-11-2017 happy I can finally make my mark
@Stalker Ent, October 14th 2017, I didn't think this picture even existed anymore, took 3 years to find through the random section browsing hours on end.
@Stalker Ent, 12/11/17
@Stalker Ent, it is february 18 the year is 2018, the world is a changed place, but this picture will remain eternal and unwaivering.
@Stalker Ent, bet
@Stalker Ent, hello good sir. I come in peace from the future 2019-02-28 we live by technology much more now and many funny looking rappers in the world but no matter what happens this artifact will remind us of a simpler time.
@Stalker Ent, 2019-04-12 : I have found one of the first pictures I ever saw on this app, yet again. It’s been a long time and the world is so different now, but tunnelling through the random section finally led me back to this glorious reminder of the past. A simpler time to be sure. Thank you to this app and this wonderful community for being here for all this time, through everything. You’ve been something familiar and safe I could always rely on.
I have completed my mission. My journey was never then I expected it to be. This is an incredible feeling. After about an hour of clicking the next I've finally made it. It is an amazing feeling making it here. I am going to add this to my favorites so I can easily get here again. Also, why is this pics ID not 0? What is stuck pixel hiding from us? I now leave my mark on this app. This is nate the great saying goodbye.
@natedagr8, I saw your adventure start and finish. I'm honoured.
@natedagr8, I remember you
This picture is like a legend
GOD DAMN IT LET ME THRU
@Medal Delivery Boy, congrats, you've made it to the last pic. Now give all of us medals
@Medal Delivery Boy, excuse me I'm waiting for my metal still.
@Medal Delivery Boy, medal* excuse me
@Voldemint, he delivered them all on 100000
This pic = classic
@Makise Kurisu, thank you
On the oldest pic on record, we will play a game. We will tell a story together. Every commenter who finds this picture must add a sentence to the story to keep it going. I will start: Once upon a time, there was a Green Monster named Curtis who was very very bored.
@MGS, He was also ridiculed so he bought a...
@Pokemon Professor, giant dildo sword, which added to him being ridiculed.
@Finch, I think the story should end there lol
@Finch, So Curtis decided to start taking the foldouts and...
@MGS, I found it!
@Invalid Chicken, Oh my freaking God Invalid Chicken has been here!
@RossJohn, its saved in my favourites!
@Finch, one day, the school bullies tried to fight him, so he used the dilso sword at his moment of truth. And then...
@that llama , Exploded. The End
@Cocconut Head, he chopped the heads off of the bullies, wondering about...
@NarwhalAssassin, what thong should he put on for prom. His date was...
@werget, The world champion Borat impersonator. He was hoping to use the giant dildo sword at prom but the Borat impersonator was...
@MGS, Don't tell me what to do.
@The Thespian, smart and showed up with his own giant dildo sword. So curtis.....
@Anal Fluids, Decapitated anyone who got in the way of his girl
@ProGamer629, and then shoved his dildo sword down their throat to prove that
@Voldemint, he could date rape the zombies of china at the bus stop with the....
@ScoobyDoom, dildo and his newly bought velociraptor called...
@Finch, so he killed everyone with his foldouts sword
@TheCowboy, So Curtis the Friendly Monster traveled back to his comfortable closet
@Gay Closet Monster, where the gay closet monster bummed him insanely
@Sirius Amory, and then played Uno with him.
@Master Queef, ....but suddenly, reality started to fade away and then Curtis realized that everything that had happened that day was a dream. He took out his spinner and spinned it on the ground....but it kept spinning.....he was still dreaming.
@Leedle Leedle Leedle, And then he woke up, and he was stuck in the day: 6/6/06 like groundhogs day
@ProGamer629, he immediately took advantage of the morning wood he had and jacked it like no tomorrow. He was surprised that what he ejaculated wasn't semen, but it was...
@Rapping Reptile, .....sea-men!
@Finch, and he turned gay.
@Peepeeinbunghole, he then decided to move to San Francisco where he...
@Overall Enthusiasm, Went to 12 gay pride parades. Then he found an annoying fairy named.....
@ProGamer629, kuthbert the slutty
@Leftshoe, kuthbert was the biggest whore in all the land.
@Disappointed Lemon, But curtis was fine because Kurthburt owned the only pokemon in existance which was a...
@The Thespian, magikarp.
@Disappointed Lemon, Who knew sheer cold and lock-on, for some reason.
@The Demoman, since the magikarp was so slutty it took the dildo sword, used it, and "splashed" onto Curtis' face.
@Max Ernest, Curtis moaned out of instinct. Suddenly he woke up to find he had fallen asleep at his computer. He turned it on and found that he had been watching...
@Futthole Bungus, that scene from pulp fiction where Vincent shoots Marvin in the face. Then he realised that his arms were turning purple. He got scared, so he...
@Finch, The person who ridiculed him the most was Little Johnny, so Curtis went out to get some sweet sweet revenge...
@Mr Cherries, used a bunch of rare candy on magikarp until it evolved into gyarados and learned bite so that it could bite off his purple arms. So then he...
@The Thespian, found the nearest dubstep cd and went to
@Rukia Kuchiki, the grocery store on Black Friday for the amazing sale for...
@Gabe Newell, coat hangers,mops,and pregnancy tests
@Invalid Chicken, I came back to the oldest picture to find your comment because this might be my only chance to tell you hi without being drowned in other comments so... Hi
@Leftshoe, that were revealed to cause nostril cancer 8 years later
@Parasitic Blood Wasp, so with his nostril cancer he snorted as much cocaine as possible to end it faster
@Bigm222, but this ended up summoning the druggo god named...
@404 User Not Found, tuco al Heisenberg, for freeing him from his coke prison tuco al Heisenberg granted Curtis three wishes.
@bi polar polar bear, the first wish, his very own pet homosexual jackalope, the second...
@Leftshoe, a homosexual left shoe, and then the 3rd wish
@Trolololo, to live in a world where it endlessly rained bacon strips
@Leftshoe, but Heisenberg trolled Curtis and...the bacon only rained in Antarctica
@Erza Scarlet, and so faced with no other option Heisenberg made preparations to travel to Antarctica, but the homosexual jackal open he had wished for betrayed him, and crashed the plane over...
@You Slut, the realm of the evil Lego demons
@Leftshoe, where Curtis found his long lost brother, Ralph, and they then "played" with Curtis' dildo sword and...
@horker orgy, awoke the horrid Lego beasts from their slumber. In a fit of rage,they sent cascades of Legos to bring unbearable pain to the feet of Curtis and Ralph. The only way to soothe the angry Lego demons was to...
@Leftshoe, sing one of Justin Bieber's songs but Curtis refused to because he was a thug, which only left them one choice which was to fight...
@jonac123, 18 purple vag monsters who each wielded a piece of the pick of destiny
@Zeus Laser, And he proceeded to use his dildo sword in every way possible, but
@Fudge Face, but the vag monsters had lots of protection. condoms, birth control pills, you name it! Curtis' attacks were futile, and he was about to give up and run when,
@Finch, But he did not care, for his sword was the most badass sword of all time.
@Brenno263, ...Gandolf leapt in front of him shouting "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, but gadolf leapt a bit too far and fell off the bridge allowing him to pass...
@Finch, he enjoyed running around the sun...
@flameing poop, The heat of the sun caused his bowels to violently evacuate
@Kipland Dynamite, but he couldn't let his guard down because he was still getting attacked by the evil vag monsters, so he viciously shoved the sh!t back into his buttocks with the giant dildo sword...
@Barnacle MAN, but it was too late,the unbearable scent of his fecal matter caused nuclear radiation,causing everyone in a 3 mile radius to turn into...
@Leftshoe, your mom
@Leftshoe, floating manatees with the ability to...
@Netflix, they're evil right down to they're cold black hearts, which pumps not blood like yours and mine but rather a thick vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea sized brains which becomes the cause of their nazist patterns of violent behavior.
@Lemmiwinks Kilmister, Curtis realized this was all a dream. He woke up and discovered he had a disease. It was...
@mrmcmo, HIV. So he got his dildo and raped all the lesbians in the land to get more of this so he could....
@CaptainDoge, go on Tumblr. At his house...
@TheTagger, his pet homicidal maniac had broken free at last and made his way to the White House via a free ride from a disgruntled bus driver to challenge an unreasonable tax increase. The opposition said…
@Relatively Gruntled, I like pie. Do you want some? It's pumpkin
@Adolf Titler, at the sound of the word "pie", Curtis raped him with his dildo sword.
@KrustyKrabPizza, which he did so tenderly
@bloke on the water, which made the pie that much better
@Finch, so he killed everyone ridiculing him with the giant dildo sword.
@Arthur Dentist, and in that moment he realized that the true meaning of Arbor Day was actually...
@George Feeny, to celebrate the day Nicholas Cage stole the Declaration of Independence. This traditional celebration consists of...
@stormchaser, urinating on a picture of Obama while singing bohemian rhapsody as loud as humanly possible
@Leftshoe, in order to summon satan
@An ADHD Kid, while chanting over and over "Shrek is love. Shrek is life."
@Totrollornottotroll, when suddenly...
@Finch, he realized how much of a mistake he made and gave it to his grandma as a birthday present
@teentitan, His grandmother took one look at the present and shouted...
@PartyHasArrived, fvck her right in the pvssy!
@Finch, But it did not matter, he killed everyone who ridiculed him by smacking them with his giant dildo.
@Screw YOLO, then he was violently attacked by...
@i love fried chicken, Shrek the Ogrelord who...
@CaptainDoge, make him want it to be ogre
@casypup, suddenly, pineapples
@Applepiebookcase, and the bullies came back. As ninja zombies!
@Agiraffewithatophat, And then Caboose jumped in to them.
@Capable Cobra, but suddenly a pterodactyl swooped in being rode by David tenant!
@Lil bjarjd, and David tenant cured Curtis' nostril cancer as a reward for his faithfulness...
@Dr House, he was given a Canadian penny(they don't make those anymore)
@MGS, It's over two years later and I just read this whole story.
@MGS, Out of curiosity, what happened to 1-33?
@dfyfe, everyone lived happily ever after. UNTIL THEY DIDN'T. A giant monster was attacking!
@SaladSnake, this giant monster was none other than the Gyrados, which hadn't seen its trainer Curtis since it bit his arms off!
@i am sand , it felt bad and decided to spit his arms back on. They stayed without bandage or epoxy.
This is the most legendary pic on here
I have found it! The first picture!
@Invalid Chicken, 21-7-13. Saw you say you got here in recent
@Stalker Ent, yesssssss
@Invalid Chicken, this is gonna sound creepy but I remember when I first saw this pic and you were top comment, you the most famous person on this app!
@Invalid Chicken, please... Come back...
@Invalid Chicken, If KFC isn't real, then why do invalid chickens exist? Your move, Christians.
Rule 34 I guess.
As a Jew I find this complimenting
@Richard J Grayson, Me as well.
34th pic just wait till i find the first uploaded pic
@casualrocket, secound time around old me, i came to tell you it dosent exist this is the oldest pic
@theguyfromthat1place, are you ... Talking to yourself?
@theguyfromthat1place, oldest pic u can see pic 0 has been found but is broken
You guys are gonna have a great year.
Highest downloaded picture on here.
I had seen this 5 times in random. Then when I found out it is the oldest, I could not find it. Now I am here again for the sixth time on 6/27/13
@Pokemon Professor, I know, me too, it said ID was 34, so I didn't think much of it, but now I'm curious, y is the oldest pic #34?!?!?
@Error 404, hold on a minute...
@404, well I see we have similar names. Lets be friends.
@Negan, that awkward moment when neither of you names are what the used to be...
The first picture... Fresh in my memory like I saw it yesterday. I remember other pictures, like that stupid smiley face or the dollar bills turning into rabbits hopping out of a wallet or even the "trap" campaign poster picturing admiral ackbar. It's been a journey, folks. So much has changed, for better and for worse. We now have a community of registered users, banding together like one small dysfunctional family. So much has come out of it, like a forum, a minecraft server, and a few great xyzzy games. I am proud to say that I have been on this app for a long time, more than most avid modern users can say. I remember Test Subject A, I remember Never Shout Emily :), I remember Wacky Waving Arm Flailing Inflatable Tube Man, all commenters from the old days where you could steal anyone's name and do whatever the heck you want with it. With so many improvements like gifs, registrations, and replies, this app has amazingly become so much better. Thank you, StuckPixel, for those 3 years.
@General Awesome, signing off, December 26, 2013.
@General Awesome, tell us more! (The trap campaign?)
Hello all. As far too many claim to be I was on this app at the time when this was picture was posted. I do remember several other old pictures but do not remember if they came before this one. They were images like "Lord of the Bling" which was a parody of lord of the rings with Rap artists. There were also images of Star Wars figurines. One was of the ash of Luke Uncle and Aunt, the other was an empty box that said "The Force". Do any others remember these pictures? I originally had these images saved to my iPod touch but unfortunately it broke a couple years back, at a time when this app was blue.
@Meman, I REMEMBER THAT!
@Wenis Prinkle, Thankfully some one else who remembers. I have found two of the pictures and uploaded them. We will see there who remembers.
@Meman, do you remember nevershoutemily?
@Because7ate9, I remember when the commenter justsuckedemily was the big man on campus. He still comments as of May of 2014 every-once in a blue moon but he hasn't had any stand out comments in years
I finnally made it it took an hour of scrolling but I made it. Congrats to all the people who did this
Felt obligated to leave my mark like everyone else. I found this in the random section. Everyone rate it highest so it can be found right in the popular section!
Why cant I proceed
@Medal Delivery Boy, DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT, FU©K YOU STUCKPIXEL
I FOUND IT ON THE SAME DAY I HEARD ABOUT IT.
*rises cane* I remember when this was posted ....
Wow, I feel like I'm witnessing history
Finally here - 11/11/13
9/9/2013! FOUND THE MOTHERF***ING EARLIEST PIC! yussss...
2013-7-26. I found it!
Apparently hash tags work now, so I'm going to try this. Search "jewjitsu" and see if it works. #jewjitsu
@The Invisible Man, What are you talking about? How do I search?
@Agent Giraffe, the newest update includes a search function (the magnifying glass) where you can search for tags in the comments or by username picture uploads.
@The Invisible Man, It's probably only an iPhone thing. I hope they add this to Android.
@The Invisible Man, it works
@Agent Giraffe, yeah I feel like us Android users get neglected.
@Photo Finish, Tell me about it. I guess it's easier for iOS since there isn't that many different iOS devices but Android has tons of different devices. Oh well.
Wow, it's like a time machine, we made it back to the pic from all those years ago... I shall comment as those before me, to leave my mark alongside the others, to stand as giants. One day others shall stumble across this and see their predecessors, all the way back to the beginning. Well done my friends, well done.
I am yet another weary traveller who has, too, made it to this pic.
Aww yiss. Found it.
Pleas up vote if you found this pic close to the date of 11/10/13.God bless you :)
@Young Jesus, 11/11/13
@Young Jesus, 11-11-13.
@Young Jesus, I found it on Veteran's Day of 2013.
@Young Jesus, 11/12/13
@Young Jesus, 11/20/13
@Young Jesus, 11-21-13
@Doc Peffercorn, 11-22-13
@Young Jesus, Christmas eve 2013
EVERYONE! I am on a quest to find the first picture ever posted. See the ID under the link? I'm looking for #1. Wish me luck! As of May 12, 2013, this is the earliest one ive seen.
@GrumpyKat, Broski this is the earliest pick. It sucks right? I spent an hour and a half just clicking next. And my journey has now came to an end. 5/13/12
@TigOlBities, really? Darn. Still, earliest picture found! Achievement get! Good work to everyone else who found it too.
@TigOlBities, WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER
@Christian Bale, Test
@TigOlBities, why isn't there any earlier ones? That stinks
@GrumpyKat, the original 33 are lost and if you see them it is merely a file type
It currently is May 13th, 2014. On this day, we made it to 100,000 pictures. Starting from here.
It would be pointless to not comment on the oldest funnypic.
Found after 50 minutes of clicking 'Next' from today's batch of pictures in the 'Recent' section. 8th September 2013
@RossJohn, 21st July 2013
I'm so disappointed that I spent nearly an hour typing next to find out there is no first pic on record
@Christian Bale, wat
Rahoo rahoo rahoo
I MADE IIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
I have reached it! Let me mark this for my country! &#xlflfa
@John Trollinski, &#xlfl8
Like everyone else I have made it, although I have not had an account all these years I am proud to be part of this Awsome community and to have watched it grow into something great. A round of applause to the funny pics community.
We are doomed
I wonder if anyone will check to see if I commented
@TrueJewBear, probably not
@Toxic Z Man, yeah probably not
@TrueJewBear, I don't think so
@Trolololo, Thank you so much! Saved me a TON of time
Its so weird, when i enterd into this comunity, its one of the first few i found, i never new it was the first, the first of our comunity, this is the heart of funny pics.
@Nerd is the Word
I'm here! finally!
Food supplies was short and so was water. Lost nearly all my men but I have done it. I made it to Picture 34....BAMA
I have found the famed first pic. Well, time to leave my mark. Potato.~fin
Rule 34... 34th pic... Maybe this was stuckpixel's first joke. 11/20/13
Finding this picture is like finding the one piece
2013-15-11. It has taken me over 3 months of daily scrolling through the random section to finally discover this ancient relic. All of my efforts have paid off, and now I can rest in peace. This is the Gay Closet Monster, signing off
Please ignore this message. I am spamming this to counteract a downvote troll.
@Ajunta Pall, seriously dude... I am disappoint
@Captain TR8R, I know 😔
@Ajunta Pall, I believed in you and you betrayed me
@Captain TR8R, Don't blame me! Blame Antarctic Season, empty space, You Are Gay, and tokenism.
IT'S HERE! WE'VE FOUND IT! THIS ISN'T EVEN A GOOD PICTURE BUT IT'S THE FIRST! VICTORY IS MINE!
Random Section, January 25th 2016
Yassssss!! 4-12-15 random section
@Deunan, Jan 24-2016 random section!!!
First emoji on the first picture 😄 I'm so proud
I finally found this pic. I was here when it was first uploaded and now we have hit 100,000. Wow
@mrmcmo, HELL YEAH
*takes hat off in respect* id= 34. The earliest surviving photo. This is sacred ground
@gaiaphage, oh and back from id= 95561 far in the future
Yesssssss March 20 2014
Pepperidge Farm remembers when this was posted.
#34 #firstpic #jewjitsu #yourewelcome
@Pretty Sweet, why 34 and you're welcome? Seriously?
@Draco MaIfoy, So people can find it easier when they search it.
@Pretty Sweet, but you're welcome is supposed to be hot girls and this guy is definitely not hot
@Draco MaIfoy, Hey, don't knock it till you try it... ;)
I have made my mark on the oldest of the pictures. I now can rest in peace. January 12, 2014.
@horker orgy, holy hell. Two years later, I still use this app. Two years of my life have gone by, bringing many changes, but this stayed the same. I remember getting this app for the first time on my iPod touch, back when it was blue. I've witnessed the rise and fall of all the greats, from Plants (with his inspirational quote, "Plants") to, more recently, i shjt you not and TrueJewBear. Look at me, taking pride in being a part of an app for a long time. But I think this is more than just an app. We're more than just a bunch of strangers looking at dank memes. We're a family, and we support each other. We bring laughs, we comfort each other. This community of ours truly is a family, and I have yet to see anything like it anywhere else. I love you, Funny Pics. Wednesday, March 30, 2016
The first pic of my favorite app.
The first recorded picture of funny pics. I may now die in peace. 11.26.13
@Rukia Kuchiki, good job buddy,
@Rukia Kuchiki, want a hamburger?
@The Ronald McDonald, yes
Finally found this fantastic photo
Holy sh1t! This is a old pic
I found his on my birthday 11/20/2013
What happened to pics 1-33?
Believe it or not, I remember wen this pic was posted, in my 7th grade year
Wow... Never realized that we had 107k people on this app. Also, I FOUND IT!
Sweet Caroline ba da dad aaa
I was expecting a pic this old to be black & white.. I'm not disappointed.
Hold on, 107000 downloads? How big is the Funny Pics community...
The pilgrimage has come to an end. At this holy place, together with my friends from the Funny Pics cult. Where would I rather be?
This is now in the popular section. The rumors are true, it is so beautiful.
I can just feel the legendary power radiating off this picture.
ID# 34. It's ancient. And legendary.
I-i-i-i've done IT!
We have made pilgrimage to the legendary 34.
Look at the amount of downloads! I didn't know there were THAT many people on this app!!!
This was the first pic I ever saw on this app
Greatest surprise when browsing random.
I'm here.. I feel like I just entered a secret society.. but just think, somebody somewhere has the first 33 downloaded, I want to knoooooow
@I am the west, I feel like we will never know. But I don't want to... I love knowing that we lived through a time of privacy where the pics were ours and now only we have them. Nobody knows but a select few what the first 33 really would be.
Sigh. I have nothing to say.
It's funny cause I'm currently in Israel
It's 2016 and I'm still here
2/22/16, I remember seeing this when this was first put up
#34! I'm getting closer to #1
Like this if you're reading this in 2016
OCTOBER 25th 2015
Picture #34 all over again!