Unrelated long joke.... A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish."
The sunny California sky clouded about his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "because you have been faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build me a bridge between California and Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want.
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take for thousands of miles! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honour and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they...
@Alligator, ... give the silent treatment, when they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing!", and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"
@Alligator, I've heard this one before, only it was a genie in a magic lamp, not God
@Salem, so a more likely scenario?
That cat looks so disappointed. Haha.
@spences, just like my parents
Amateurs if she gags that easily
Terrible joke pets meme... I like it. *Throws mug down* another.
”...and you kiss your owner with that mouth??”
@Rapunzel, I mean they lick they're buttholes so yeah.....
@Lellow0079, Kind of hard to tell which is dirtier; the butt or the joke...
@Rapunzel, the joke. The butt got cleaned
@Lellow0079, Good point!